Super Aids
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“Wow with Super AIDS im more fucked then a jew in a oven.”
~ Hitler on Super aids
Super Aids is a disease that is contracted from Super HIV u can only get Super HIV from ugly ass white chicks n gay interracial couples n if u eat ur own shit
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[edit] Birth
Micheal Jackson walked into a KMart but then something happened. Micheal Jackson noticed 1 day that R-Kelly had pissed on him there for with Micheal Jackson being White he got Super Aids. The reason Micheal Jackson went to KMart is because he heard Boys Pants were half off.
[edit] Spread
Super Aids spreaded with his new album "On the Bed with Lil Boys Balls In my Face" millions of ugly ass white chicks bought it (including the Wayans Bros) and the jonas brothers who then procceded 2 gangbang Hannah Montana. Hannah Montana then spread Super Aids awareness so when people found out she had it little girls they all got raped by Black chicks giving them Super Aids.
[edit] John Madden n Black Favre
(This section will be typed in the way John Madden would have) B00M hi folks im John Madden u c john madden got super aids when my linebacks penatrated Black Favres linemen and got into the backfield except it wasnt lineman was his ass n the backfield was my penis in his ass n the linebackers were my cum. so yes i am gay which means happy except im not happy except when i do herione which is illegal like gay marriages which means me fucking black favre is illegal in 34 states. U c when a man loves his women he will stick his penis in her vagina except sometimes its in her backfield which is her ass or sometimes in her mouth where he then scores a touchdown. but u c i got hi off or heroin night while i was drinking which means i was hi and drunk. SO i got him as a quarterback he wanted 50 cents for me 2 make love 2 his anus so i did him in the doggy position except im not a dog n there is no word doggy so i just found a chick n i slapped her tittys around yes she was ugly so she now has super aids.
[edit] Cure
The cure 4 super aids is not being gay n not having interracial sex. Cuz seriously i was watching some porn n some white dude was fucking some black chick n i was like really y the fuck would she want that when she can get a big black 1. Then i noticed she did not like dirty niggers. So a white chick bent over 4 a black guy after white people heard bout this he got lynched. So my point is the only way not 2 have super Aids is the opposite of how aids started u can fuck a chimp or the more obvious option is u can give urself a blowjob. The last cure is ofcourse Death.
[edit] Super HIV
Super HIV is another way 2 get super aids except u dont get it the same way u get super aids u c micheal jackson did not find it in fact it was founded by a young man by the name of General Mutternuggets. Mutternuggets was a notorious PIMP 4 LYFE but 1 day he saw a chimp and decided to Hump is Super HIV is just as dangerous as regular AIDS n 3 times less dangerous then Cancer.
[edit] What to do if u get Super Aids
Nothing ur fucked man ur fucked.
[edit] Bending over Backward and other ways not 2 get SUper Aids
Often times there are ways not to get Super Aids. The reasons r Fucking an Ugly Muslim Women PileDriver Filthy Sanchez Dirty Rodriguez and also Bending Over Backwards Fucking Aliens
[edit] See Also
Nippledogs
Tittycats
Aids
Hiv
Super Cancer
Young Black Male with Large Penis
