Super Bowl XL
Super Bowl XL was an athletic contest to determine the champions of the National Football League, a professional American football league. The Steelers defeated the Seahawks 21-10 in a game best remembered for horrible officiating.
The most egregious call occurred when Jerramy Stevens got an erection, but the refs ruled it a fumble, so Pittsburgh had the ball. Then Big Ben ran close to the end zone, but instant replays showed his dick touched Saddam Hussein's ass, so they ruled it a TD anyway.
The game is also remembered for the halftime performance by the Rolling Stones. A wardrobe malfunction similar to the infamous Janet Jackson incident had been planned, but was called off when network executives hired a sniper and warned Mick Jagger and Keith Richards that they would be shot immediately if the wardrobe malfuntion occurred.
Peyton Manning smoked a big, fat blunt on the sideline while Mike Ditka did a drive-by shooting on the Bear bus.