Super Glue
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Super Glue is the epitome of gluey goodness. Arriving from a foreign world, the Paste of Power, with the strength of steel, has made a name for itself first as the ultimate invertibrate crime fighter and later as a high-strength bonder. At home, holding some innocuous object together, or on the streets fighting crime, everyone knows and loves the glue that saved mankind.
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[edit] Origin
The first known sighting of Super Glue ocurred moments after Superman's historic crash on Earth. His spaceship had been held together by aircraft grade glue, and when it came into Earth's atmosphere it, like Superman, gained incredible powers. Overlooked at first, Super Glue leaked out of the seams of the spaceship, where its incredible binding began to seal the spaceship to the ground. When Superman himself had to use his full might to remove the spaceship, Super Glue realized its newfound power and began thinking of how useful it could be.
[edit] Early Life
After Super Glue was detached from the spaceship, it stuck onto the bottom of Superman's shoe and hitched a ride to the Kent farm. There, it was adopted into the family, not as a child like Superman was, but as an intelligent and useful pet. Soon, Super Glue settled into a routine, helping out around the farm. It helped keep things secure when Superman's tantrums caused earthquakes, stuck the cows to the ground when they wandered too far, and performed many other menial and thankless tasks. Meanwhile, it began to learn how to harness its incredible powers.
[edit] Superhero Years
As a young glue, Super Glue planned to use its powers for the good of humanity. When Superman left home to take up the superhero stint, Super Glue soon followed. It began flying around looking for people in trouble and attempting to help them. Some of his attempts at crimefighting included adhering the feet of fleeing criminals until the authorities arrived, gluing speeding cars to the road, sticking drunks to their barstools to prevent them from driving, and generally just keeping troublemakers from going anywhere. However, the resulting traffic jams and replacements of sidewalks with sneakers permanently attached didn't go over as well as Superman's stopping meteors and nuclear missiles. Upset about the lack of enthusiasm, Super Glue went into hiding for several years.
[edit] Later Life
After emerging from hiding, Super Glue announced himself to the world again. After another (very) brief superhero phase with another (very) cool response, Super Glue gave himself up to science, allowing himself to be cloned and bottled. Finally, after many years of sad testing research and attaching pennies to the ground for kicks, Super Glue finally hit the big time. When Lux Luthor plotted to reverse gravity, Super Glue stuck everything to the ground while Superman fixed everything, Despite his relatively minor role, Super Glue was praised for keeping everything on Earth and went on to live his life as a little known but respectable hero.
[edit] Super Powers
Super Glue has five known superpowers:
- Supreme Adhesiveness - Super Glue is best known for being the most adhesive substance or person known to man. He can adhere almost anything to almost anything else, and only himself, Superman, or several chemical agents can remove the adhered objects.
- Being Really Sticky - Super Glue can stick stuff together. While similar to power 1, there are several complicated and subtle diffrences the human mind cannot comprehend.
- Sticking To Stuff Real Good - Like I said, Super Glue sticks stuff. Again, you can't know what the diffrences between this power and the others are. Otherwise your head is A Splode
- Eye Beams - Geez, does this need an explaination? Superheroes have eye beams.
- Flight - Superheroes fly. Therefore, Super Glue flies. If superheroes don't have a mode of flight, the world will implode.
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