Super Monkey Poop Fight
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"I almost threw up after I saw the game's box art on store shelves."
~ Bill Gates on Super Monkey Poop Fight
Super Monkey Poop Fight is a game made for the Pooper Nintendo. This game is about Donkey Kong getting revenge upon Mario and his teammates of the Mushroom Kingdom who have been hurting Donkey Kong and his family. Mario and his buddies made robots that resemble Donkey Kong so that they can throw Poop Cuisine at Donkey as Donkey will misidentify the robots as his teammates.
Ironically, there were more robot clones than authentic teammates of Donkey. As Donkey gets his revenge, Diddy eventually teams up with him, but then diddy gets pooped as he is mistaken for one of robots Donkey is trying to fight off. When Donkey apoligizes to his nephew Diddy for assaulting him, he gets the K9 unit to help him verify the authenticity of the other monkeys that need to be fought off. The monkey clones were made because Mario's human and humaniod friends were too easily recognized by the fecalphile monkey.
Eventually, Bowser teams up with the monkeys so he can fight off the robot clones, but then; Mario fights off bowser and victory is in effect on Mario's side. Dr. Mario helps cure the diseases extracted from the poop thats squirted at the human friends of Mario. Meanwhile, Donkey Kong then retreats and lives on a peaceful island that K. Rool will eventually destroy. And K. Rool is another target for poop squirting.
A sequel of this game is due for release on the Nintendo 69 due to it's intense humour and gameplay.
In 2007, several developers will release this game on every single console to date, and many countries will release their several billion copies to the public in order to promote love of monkeys and making kid forget about the joy of poop.
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- Extreme Monkey Poop Fight - A flash remake of the grossest video game EVER!
