Super Smash Sises. Brawl
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| Super Smash Sissies. Brawl | |
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| Publisher(s) | Nintendo |
| Series | Super Smash Bros. |
| Platform(s) | Wii |
| Genre(s) | Fighting Bishōjo |
Super Smash Sissies. Brawl(大乱闘スマッシュシスターズX) is a crossover fighting bishōjo game published by Nintendo for the Wii console. All of the characters who appear in the game are females (except one). This game includes elements of not only the "action game", but of the bishōjo game.
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[edit] Development
The game is a spin-off of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, a crossover fighting game published by Nintendo January 31, 2008 in Japan. SSBB had thirty-five playable characters in total, but female characters were only three of them. Many loli users were unsatisfied and complained about it to Nintendo, (because loli is admitted publicly in Japan.) As a result, Nintendo rushed to develop Super Smash Sises. Brawl, which is a Super Smash Bros. spin-off specialized for Nintendo heroines.
Super Smash Sises. Brawl is rated C (which is recommended for persons age 15 and up) by CERO.
[edit] Playable Characters
This game includes many playable female characters in games previously released by Nintendo (and three men). You can use only twenty-one of them at the beginning, however, hidden characters will become playable as your achievement level rises.
[edit] Hidden Characters
- Palutena the Goddess
- Alexandra Roivas
- Pauline
- Prinsses Daisy
- Birdo
- Amy Rose
- The female Fighting Wire Frame
- Gruntilda Winkybunion
- Wendy O. Koopa
- The girl in lower-right of the lower screen of Oil Panic
- Aretha (from Tomato Adventure)
- Miho Nakayama
- Lara Croft
- Leaf (from Pokemon Fire Red and Leaf Green)
- Captain Falcon
- Ganondorf
- Wolf
- Your Mom
And similar to Smash Brawl, there is 3rd party support for extra characters:
- Xena the Warrior Princess
- Eva Braun
- Wendy Testaburger
- Paedophile (only molesting Leaf)
- South Park version of Leaf (only in the Bikini Mode)
Leaf can also be seen wearing a thong when she jump.
[edit] Gameplay
Super Smash Sissies: Brawl includes several game modes.
[edit] Bikini Mode
In this multi-player mode, 2-4 characters wearing only bikinis scramble for their bikini-tops. They can't be torn while their damage (which is displayed as percent) is low. But their bikini-tops gradually become fragile from being stretched repeatedly, and they are stripped off from their bosoms eventually. The character who lost their bikini-top must leave the game, and the player who collects three bikini-tops wins.
Wii Parental Control can hide characters' nipples if you would prefer.
Note: This mode is also known as "Dogs in Heat".
[edit] Bitch-slap Mode
It's for one-to-one play. In this mode, two heroines fight by only slapping each other in the face. You make them slap by swinging your Wii Controller strongly. The character who begins to cry first loses the game.
[edit] Bare-naked Mode
This unlockable mode is only for thosewho enjoy young girls tits. Basically, wht you are trying to do is fight up to four other players..without any clothes! By shaking the Wii remote, your little sissy is able to slap, hit, kick, and just plain act Lesbian. For parents who want their children not to see the girls.... parts, well, sorry. I got nothing for you.
