Supermodels
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“What's wrong with me? Help!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Supermodels
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[edit] Definition
Supermodels are artificial poisonous fish, known to like warm and urban environment. Supermodels were originally crafted by Armani, an evil Nazi from Welsh Congo, using Unified Modelling Language (UML). Supermodels fill their surroundings with electrically charged particles called Chanel, which immediately react on male and lesbian creatures, creating moisture. The bite of a supermodel causes painful ejaculation, and the victim becomes a mindless model citizen.
Another definition of supermodel is "any model which is an exact replica of something that already exists but is bigger". An example of this kind of supermodel is Rosie O'Donnell - who is an exact replica of a normal woman but much bigger.
Sub-species of supermodels include Sophia, Lohan, Aguilera, sexy women, Venus, Smurfette, Queen Victoria, and your mom.
Supermodels are rare but highly wanted pets. Professional cameras, lavender jackets with pink collars, luxury yachts and Lamborghinis are generally used in supermodel hunting, but the only thing which has been scientifically proved (by Pope Benedict XVI, in his famous article and album "A Novel Methodology to Knock Out Supermodels") to knock out supermodels, is poetry, such as constitution.
The difference between a model and supermodel is very similar to the difference between a Tampax and a SuperTampax - in that the 'Super' version is thicker and more expensive.
[edit] Symptoms of supermodel exposure
- Stiffness
- Shortage of breath
- OCD about weight
- OCD about clothes/make up
- Catty
- Style
- pics plz
- divorce
- huffing
[edit] Recommended treatment
- Travel to Finland. No supermodel is known to live in Finland.
- Every week, adjust supermodel's scale to add an additional pound or two.
- Get a kitten. Kittens eat supermodels.
- To get rid of a supermodel, find a homosexual. Supermodel will immediately make friends with homosexual and start decorating.
- Repeatedly ask supermodel: "What's your name again?"
