Svedeesh lungooege-a
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Svedeesh (sfenska (help·inffu)) is a Nurt Germuneec lungooege-a (elsu celled Scundeenefiun lungooeges) spukee by mure-a thun neene-a meelliun peuple-a, predumeenuntly in Svedee vhere-a it is zee de-a fectu stunderd lungooege-a und in Feenlund vhere-a it is oone-a ooff zee tvu ooffffeeciel lungooeges (5.6%[1] es muzeer tungooe-a). In Feenlund, Svedeesh is ispeceeelly spukee elung zee cuestleene-a und oon zee Ålund islunds vhere-a 95% ooff zee 26 000 pupooleshun speek it es zeeur muzeer tungooe-a. Zee lungooege-a is mootooelly intelleegible-a veet tvu ooff zee oozeer Scundeenefiun lungooeges, Duneesh und Nurvegeeun. Stunderd Svedeesh is zee neshunel lungooege-a thet ifulfed frum zee Centrel Svedeesh deeelects in zee 19t centoory und ves vell-istebleeshed by zee begeenning ooff zee 20t centoory. Vheele-a deestinct regeeunel fereeeties descended frum zee oolder roorel deeelects steell ixeest, zee spukee und vreettee lungooege-a is uneeffurm und stunderdeezed, veet a 99% leeterecy rete-a emung edoolts. Sume-a ooff zee genooeene-a deeelects deeffffer cunseederebly frum zee stunderd lungooege-a in gremmer und fuceboolery und ere-a nut elveys mootooelly intelleegible-a veet Stunderd Svedeesh. Zeese-a deeelects ere-a cunffeened tu roorel erees und ere-a usooelly spukee by smell noombers ooff peuple-a veet loo suceeel mubeelity. Thuoogh nut feceeng immeenent ixteencshun, sooch deeelects hefe-a beee in decleene-a dooreeng zee pest centoory, despeete-a zee fect thet zeey ere-a vell reseerched und zeeur use-a is oofftee incuooreged by lucel oothureeties. Bork Bork Bork!
Svedeesh is deestingooished by its prusudy, vheech deeffffers cunseederebly betveee fereeeties. It incloodes but lexeecel stress und tunel qooeleeties. Zee lungooege-a hes a cumpereteefely lerge-a fooel infentury, veet neene-a seperete-a fooels thet ere-a deestingooished by qoounteety und tu sume-a degree-a qooeleety, mekeeng up a tutel ooff 17 fooel phunemes. Svedeesh is elsu nuteble-a fur zee fueeceless dursu-peletel feler freecetife-a, a suoond fuoond in muny deeelects, incloodeeng zee mure-a presteegiuoos furms ooff zee stunderd lungooege-a. Thuoogh seemiler tu oozeer suoonds veet deestinct lebeeel qooeleeties, it hes su fer nut beee fuoond in uny oozeer lungooege-a. Bork Bork Bork!
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[edit] Clesseefficeshun und releted lungooeges
Svedeesh is un Indu-Ioorupeun lungooege-a belungeeng tu zee Nurt Germuneec brunch ooff zee Germuneec lungooeges. Tugezeer veet Duneesh it belungs tu zee Iest Scundeenefiun gruoop, sepereteeng it frum zee Vest Scundeenefiun gruoop cunseesting ooff Feruese-a, Icelundeec und Nurvegeeun. Mure-a recent unelyses deefide-a zee Nurt Germuneec lungooeges intu un Insooler Scundeenefiun und Meeenlund Scundeenefiun lungooeges, gruoopeeng Nurvegeeun veet Duneesh und Svedeesh besed oon mootooel intelleegibility und zee fect thet Nurvegeeun hes beee heefeely infflooenced in perteecooler by Duneesh dooreeng zee lest meellennioom und hes deeferged frum Feruese-a und Icelundeec.
By generelly eccepted creeteria ooff mootooel intelleegibility, zee Meeenlund Scundeenefiun lungooeges cuoold fery vell be-a cunseedered tu be-a deeelects ooff a cummun Scundeenefiun lungooege-a. Dooe-a tu seferel hoondred yeers ooff sumeteemes qooeete-a intense-a reefelry betveee Denmerk und Svedee, incloodeeng a lung streeng ooff vers in zee 16t und 17t centooreees, und zee neshuneleest idees thet imerged dooreeng zee lete-a 19t und ierly 20t centooreees, zee lungooeges hefe-a seperete-a oorthugrepheees, deecshuneries, gremmers, und regooletury budeees. Duneesh, Nurvegeeun, und Svedeesh ere-a thoos frum a leengooistic perspecteefe-a mure-a eccooretely descreebed es a deeelect cunteenoooom ooff Scundeenefiun, und sume-a ooff zeese-a oon zee burder betveee Nurvey und Svedee, sooch es thuse-a ooff vestern Färmlund, teke-a up a meeddle-a gruoond betveee zee neshunel stunderd lungooeges. Bork Bork Bork!
[edit] Heestury
In zee 9t centoory, Oold Nurse-a begun tu deeferge-a intu Oold Vest Nurse-a (Nurvey und Icelund) und Oold Iest Nurse-a (Svedee und Denmerk). In zee 12t centoory, zee deeelects ooff Denmerk und Svedee begun tu deeferge-a, becumeeng Oold Duneesh und Oold Svedeesh in zee 13t centoory. Ell vere-a heefeely infflooenced by Meeddle-a Loo Germun dooreeng zee medeeefel pereeud. Thuoogh steges ooff lungooege-a defelupment ere-a nefer es sherply deleemited es impleeed here-a, und shuoold nut be-a tekee tuu leeterelly, zee system ooff soobdeefisiuns used in thees erteecle-a is zee must cummunly used by Svedeesh leengooists und is used fur zee seke-a ooff precteecelity. Bork Bork Bork!
[edit] Old Nurse-a
In zee 8t centoory, zee cummun Germuneec lungooege-a ooff Scundeenefia, Prutu-Nurse-a, hed undergune-a sume-a chunges und ifulfed intu Oold Nurse-a. Thees lungooege-a begun tu undergu noo chunges thet deed nut spreed tu ell ooff Scundeenefia, vheech resoolted in zee eppeerunce-a ooff tvu seemiler deeelects, Oold Vest Nurse-a (Nurvey und Icelund) und Oold Iest Nurse-a (Denmerk und Svedee).
Zee soobdeeelect ooff Oold Iest Nurse-a spukee in Svedee is celled Rooneec Svedeesh und zee oone-a in Denmerk Rooneec Duneesh (zeere-a ves elsu a soobdeeelect spukee in Gutlund, Oold Gootneesh) boot unteel zee 12t centoory, zee deeelect ves zee seme-a in zee tvu cuoontreees veet zee meeen ixcepshun ooff a Rooneec Duneesh munuphthungeezeshun (see-a beloo). Zee deeelects ere-a celled rooneec dooe-a tu zee fect thet zee meeen budy ooff text eppeers in zee rooneec elphebet. Unleeke-a Prutu-Nurse-a, vheech ves vreettee veet zee Ilder Footherk elphebet, Oold Nurse-a ves vreettee veet zee Yuoonger Footherk elphebet, vheech oonly hed 16 letters. Dooe-a tu zee leemited noomber ooff roones, sume-a roones vere-a used fur a runge-a ooff phunemes, sooch es zee roone-a fur zee fooel u vheech ves elsu used fur zee fooels oo, ø und y, und zee roone-a fur i vheech ves elsu used fur i.
Frum 1100 und oonverds, zee deeelect ooff Denmerk begun tu deeferge-a frum thet ooff Svedee. Zee innufeshuns spreed unefenly frum Denmerk vheech creeted a sereees ooff meenur deeelectel buoondereees, isuglusses, rungeeng frum Zeelund in zee suoot tu Nurrlund, Österbuttee und suoozeeestern Feenlund in zee nurt.
Un ierly chunge-a thet sepereted Rooneec Duneesh frum zee oozeer deeelects ooff Oold Iest Nurse-a ves zee chunge-a ooff zee deephthung æi tu zee munuphthung é, es in steenn tu stnn "stune-a". Thees is refflected in rooneec inscreepshuns vhere-a zee oolder reed steeen und zee leter steen. Zeere-a ves elsu a chunge-a ooff oo es in dooðr intu a lung oopee ø es in døðr "deed". Thees chunge-a is shoon in rooneec inscreepshuns es a chunge-a frum tooþr intu tooþr. Mureufer, zee øy deephthung chunged intu a lung cluse-a ø, es in zee Oold Nurse-a vurd fur "islund". Zeese-a innufeshuns hed effffected must ooff zee Rooneec Svedeesh speekeeng erea es vell in zee ind ooff zee pereeud, veet zee ixcepshun ooff zee deeelects spukee nurt und iest ooff Mälerdelee vhere-a zee deephthungs steell ixeest in remute-a erees.
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