Swan
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When the swan was invented on February 30th, 3804 BC, no one had any real use for it.
Okay, well, that's not entirely true. Moses (of the famous Slave Rebellion of 3802 BC had thought of a way to replace Jews with Swans, but, unfortunately, The Pharoah of Egypt would have none of it and had his chief sorceror throw his staff down, where it turned into a snake and ate the Swans. So that was that.
That tangent was longer than the rest of the article so far. That should really be corrected, but I am unsure with what method to proceed. I think if I continue to ramble about this I can make the article body longer than the tangent, but then this ramble would be another tangent. Screwy.
Anyways. The use of Swans as anything other than mythological creatures to sculpt in ice and dream about wiping one's rear with its neck came to an abrupt end on some random day in 2001. I think it was September 11th... I know *something* important happened that day. Continuing on, the Swan was implemented as a Baby-Club, which is kind of like the Automobile-Club, except that it cannot be romoved by anyone, and is not just a deterrant, but also lethal. When the Swan is placed upon the infant's skull, its motherly instinct sets in as it believes that the baby is an egg and it protects the baby until its head cracks open and an ugly duckling emerges. Maybe not the best solution to the problem of baby-snatching, but you can bet your left ovary that your baby will remain unharmed until the moment that their head splits.
In any case, the random day in 2001 has been immortalized on the backside of some special edition Cymro coins, where two swans can be seen flying in front of a landscape with two structures on the horizon.
