Grand Duchy of Sweden
|Motto: "Welcome to Sweden. Where is your God, now ?"|
|Anthem: Dancing Queen by ABBA|
|Largest city||Stockholm (formerly Sydney)|
|Official language(s)||Transpiranto, Bork, Gallimatias, Swenglish|
|Prime Minister||Lottie Knutsson|
|‑ Head of State||Elisabeth Tarras-Wahlberg|
|Minority languages||Rinkeby Swedish, Yiddish, L33t|
|National Hero(es)||Dolph Lundgren, Hagar the Horrible, ABBA, The Noid, Göran Persson, Skwisgaar Skwigelf|
|1523 from Gnome Rulers|
|Currency||German beer and Polish cigarettes, and in some places meatballs|
|Religion||Neo-Paganism, Western-Conservative Hedonistic Neo-Lutheranism|
|Population||57 people, 6410 mooses and 9.060.430 swedes|
|Major exports||Pain!!!, death metal, long hair, boobs|
Sweden, officially the Kingdom of Sweden, is the home of Swedish females. They have two blond legs, are well educated in Denmark and eat surströmming. Not to mention, that they are also famous for playing in adult movies.
After a devastating participation in the Battle of the Bulge, Sweden remained peaceful for some time. But when the Wars on Emotions broke out early in the 21st century, this country invented a new form of government called a Corporacracy, which means it is basically ruled by IKEA, McDonalds, and Volvo. They are slowly taking over the world and their Swiss chocolate really sucks. Their Swiss watches are also becoming disturbing popular, as are the Swede shoes after Elvis Presley sang about them.
Sweden consists of two parts: The capital Stockholm and the country side. Stockholm is the home for the retarded, and the country side is the home for the ignorant.
All industry and agriculture in Sweden is located to places around the country. The economical, political and medial power is however located to Stockholm. This creates a perfect symbiosis. The outlines of this were sketched by Per Albin Hansson in the 1930's and have later been proven by the professor of sociology Nils Ängellby to be consistent with the best way of life, so long as it pays his salary.
The Swedish traditional dish is meat balls made from polar bears and a kind of raw, rotten fish (surströmming). The tradition is said to have started when shipments of sushi from Japan were spoiled on its way to Sweden, but the polite and simple minded Swedes forced themselves to eat it, and of courtesy have been doing it ever since.
As a politically neutral entity, Sweden is not expected to maintain its high standard of living, nor sovereignty, for much longer. The reason is the advent of George W. Bush's "You're either with us or against us" foreign policy. Fox News says that everything will be fine and Operation Swedish Liberation will progress right on schedule.
Sweden is ruled by the beautiful but helpless monarch STEFAN LÖFVEN (originally Scyman; changed it after becoming feminist), sitting chained forever on her looking-glass throne. Belonging to the left wing, she requires to be freed by folks from the USA, who are reportedly underway after the recent reports of oil being found.
Swedish citizens only talk Bork, a strange and unique language which has been theorised to relate to that of the Ainu people of northern Japan. Recently a minority has been found speaking the Swedish language, but it is yet to be confirmed.
Annually a large group minor foreigners are imported from Taiwan to make all the material used to make incomplete IKEA furniture. A group of minors from Korea have been imported to create the missing pieces which will eventually be exported to USA.
Chronicle of Sweden
Wi not trei a holiday in Sweeden this yer ?
See the loveli lakes...
The wonderful telephone system...
And mani interesting furry animals.
Including the majestic moose.
A moose once bit my sister...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the moose with the sharpened end of an interspace toothbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian movies: "The Hot Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Molars of Horst Nordfink"...
Mynd you, moose bites Kan be pretti nasti...
Creative Commons notice: The above is Copyright (c) The Monty Python team.
|Moose Trained by||Yutte Hermsgervordenbrot|
|Special Moose Effects||Olaf Prot|
|Moose Costumes||Siggi Churchill|
|Moose choreographed by||Horst Prot III|
|Miss Taylor's Mooses by||Hengst Douglas-Home|
|Moose trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by||Jurgan Wigg|
|Mooses noses wiped by||Bjorn Irkestom-Slater|
|Large moose on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a through grounding in Latin, French, and O level geography by||Bo Benn|
|Suggestive poses for the moose suggested by||Vic Rotter|
|Antler-care by||Liv Thatcher|