Symphony
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An unnecessary and incoherent mass of noise.
Often described as 'clangorous', 'malignant', and 'cacophonic' by the pop music culture.
Recent researches have associated cancer (a type of microscopic bird) with symphony concerts, hence the 'malignancy'.
[edit] Famous examples
- Beethoven - Coral Symphony, to be sung by corals off the Australian coast.
- Haydn - Clock Symphony, later revised and renamed as Digital Watch Symphony.
- Mahler - Symphony of a Thousandth, claimed to be for a thousandth of a performer.
- Markovich - Wasted Symphony composed by Ludwig Markovich of Silesia in 1791, whilst completely Franz Liszt.
