Gerald "T-Bones" Tibbons
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Gerald "T-Bones" Tibbons is a drifter who travels with the dimwitted Naked Trucker. T-Bones has many accomplishments to his name such as the creation of the Grand Canyon and the invention of Independence Day. Even though he is a drifter he is not a drifter in the classical sense because he has a soul. He can muster amazing strength by drinking hobo juice.
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[edit] Early Life
Much of T-bones' life before meeting the Naked Trucker is unknown as he is a drifter. It is theorized that before meeting Trucker T-Bones was actually country music singer Willie Nelson but this theory was quickly shot down by critics when both T-bones and Nelson appeared in a movie together - the movie was the Running Man, in which T-bones played Arnold Schwarzenegger's brother Rocky.
[edit] The Naked Trucker and T-bones show
After years of drifting and acting in crappy movies T-Bones met up with the Naked Trucker. Most Historians believe that T-bones saved Trucker from a knife fight with Gary Busey and he and trucker have been friends since. They currently travel from state to state defeating Giants and saving towns.
[edit] T-Bones History
[edit] Independence Day
T-bones saved the American revolution by defeating the English with a Big Rig. T-bones told Trucker to go to the old church tower and show two lanterns if by sea and one if by land. Trucker inevitably messes up and start the tower on fire so T-bones takes things into his own hands by jumping in the Big Rig and transforming it into a Hover truck and crashing into the English. The locals congratulate T-bones and he and two local whores fly to a tea party about Independence day.
[edit] The Grand Canyon
T-bones was also directly responsible for creating the Grand Canyon. One day while cutting down some trees T-Bones was interrupted by Paul Bunyon who challenged him to a tree cutting contest. Paul Bunyon then preceded to cut down mass amounts of forest.
“If there's one thing I cannot stand its unsustainable forestry.”
~ T-Bones on unsustainable forestry
T-Bones then told Trucker to take care of the Ox while T-Bones fought the Giant. Trucker was easily beating by the Ox but T-bones tied up Paul Bunyons legs and knocked him over. The impact from the Giant falling created the Grand Canyon.
