TANSTAAFT

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May 21, 2019 at 15:07TANSTAAFT stands for "There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Tibet". It was invented by the mole people to counter the "Free Tibet" movement, since a Free Tibet would trigger a chain reaction, eventually causing a catastrophic Molepocalypse.

The CIA wholly endorses TANSTAAFT, and spends $5,065,200,000,666.32 of taxpayer money annually to maintain that a Free Tibet never occurs. The money went to starting the War in Iraq and creating Hurricane Katrina, as costly diversions. Sadly, George Bush foolishly blew even this insurmountable sum, by purchasing eleven thousand solid platinum Xbox360's.

As of 2017, TANSTAAFT accounts for 40% of all white male deaths in the USA.