Insane Clown Posse
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“Insane Clown Posse is really just KISS who raps in clown make-up.''”
~ Oscar Wilde on Insane Clown Posse
“I thought this was TOOL.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Insane Clown Posse
“Slim Anus? You damn right Slim Anus. I don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots.”
~ Eminem on Insane Clown Posse
N'sane Clown Posers is Russia's newest attempt at re-starting the Cold War. Listening to NCP is like sticking a knife if your ear and twizting until the pain becomes too much. At least with the knife you die eventually. The worst "musical" group ever (Right in front of Linkin Park and Limp Bizkit, though ICP's redeeming feature is their attendance in professional wrestling, which was cut short because no one took them seriously. Fred Durk only does this in video games and is too much of a chicken-shit to do it in reality.). N'sane Clown Posse was originally named the International Communist Party, a loosely-organized band of gypsie's who rose up against their elder's to protest against low wages and daily sodomizations.
Unsuccessful in their initial efforts, they fled to Detroit in the early 1930's in order to set up an independent collective of performers and cheese-makers.
hoetown Records founder George Martin discovered the group's untapped musical talent in the 1960's while interviewing for domestic help. Immediately signing them to a lifetime of servitude, their first single was a cover of Dean Martin's Revolution #9, which was condemned by the Unitarian Universalists. Changing their name to N'sane Clown Pussies, their first studio album Carnival of Puppies, a country-flavored collection of classic union protest songs, was well received by critics and fans alike. Around this time, faithful followers of the group began to call themselves Jugheads, after the jugs of Faygo Red Pop the band would donate to local homeless shelters after live shows in exchange for sexual favors.
“...and if I hear that fricken "Juggalo Homies"-song ONE MORE TIME, I'm gonna have a great day...”
~ Oscar Wilde on N'sane Clown Posers
Their second and third albums, Conductor and Container of Jokes, cemented their local appeal and their status as folk music pioneers. Disappointed by their mainstream success, they decided that they needed to find a new direction for their musical expression. Consequently, their fourth album, The Great Pachinko, was their first foray into J-Pop electronica, which most critics found jarring, yet slightly arousing.
Their follow-up to Container of Jokes, The Astounding Jackal Eaters continued to drive away fans despite guest appearances on the album by Miles Davis and controversial gangsta rap artist Vanilla Popsicle. Their final studio album to date, Obscure Roleplaying Monsters, sold 17 copies and was publically humiliated by shock jock Dr. James Dobson.
The current lineup of the band includes Aretha "Violent F" Franklin, Richard "Happy Feet" Nixon, Shaggy 4 Dupe (Real name Rick Moralis), Sir Paul McCartney, and the animated undead head of Marvin Gaye.
Side Note: Any attempts at listening to this band for musical worth are rewarded by brain tumors, lung cancer, super aids and a lifetime subscription to Oprah's magazine. Proof: [1] [2] [3]
