Tail

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Tail, also known as Nuay Thai ("nuay" is Thailandish for "tired" or "exhausted") is the national sport of Thailand. The game is very simple and utterly dull. However it is the most popular sport in the nation.

Here is how it goes: 2 fearsome warriors enter the ring, music will be played and the warriors will perform a delicate ballet for the huge crowd that has inevitably gathered. When the music is stopped the game will begin. Both warriors will move to the center of the ring. As soon as the signal is given they both start the most boring stories you can ever imagine. The first one to fall a sleep or turn insane will lose the game.

Nowadays this so called "sport" is starting to become more and more popular in the rest of the world. If you want to see this "sport" I suggest you bring something with you to keep you occupied. Loud music and lots of beer or harder liquor might help, although this is not guaranteed.