Talk:Atheist Hell

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This is terribly racist against Christians. I am what's called an Atheistic Christian, meaning I don't believe in God, but I do try to follow the teachings of Christ, and even I find this very offensive. Seeing as the very subject of this page is racist, I would like to see this page deleted. Thank you in advance to whoever deletes this page. 15:34, February 17, 2011 (UTC)

I'm not sure racist is the word you are looking for... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Atheistic Christian sounds like the worst oxymoron ever. Also, it's all in good fun, you know. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 15:42, 17 February 2011
How can you believe in Christ but not in god? I'm very confused here. Maybe you need to convert to Judaism. Come over to the dark side. We have (kosher) cookies. ~ 16:47, February 17, 2011 (UTC)
Find a corrupt rabbi who'll carry out a speedy conversion for, say, £50 and you'll be able to join up just in time for hamantaschen, which are even better than cookies. Now, where might one find a corrupt rabbi...? Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 16:51, February 17, 2011 (UTC)