Talk:Bear
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can I add this?
Let's pump up this pot!! -Howard Lederer Q:Why when you see the bear you better don't run? A:Because Bear like fast food.
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[edit] Blaer
There's also a page on blaers and baers Coolerderek 22:04, 16 July 2008 (UTC)
[edit] ?
why no mention that bear attacks are the number one threat facing americans?
-some dude (please sign...)
Cause it wasn't thought of before they protected this...
Also, we need to expose the Pro-Bear Agenda!
When bears weren't the #1 threat last winter, it was because they were hibernating or "Regrouping" as the eminent Dr. Stephen T. Colbert warned.
[edit] Add an Image for me
This image needs to be put in: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Armbears.jpg
preferrably just beneath the hunter, with a witty comment like "that hunter has another thing comin'!"
Bears are attracted to menstration...
The Blow Bear caption should read: "Bears invented the godless act of foreplay."
[edit] bears suk=
bears are soulless godless killing machines often found in the cohorts of nazis, if you should run into a bear, it is best advised to get a choke hold on it and punch it in the jaw, like the guy on the discovery commercial bears are overly hairy because they are french women hookers
[edit] Add trivia section?
We should add a trivia section which should include the following:
- It is common knowledge that if you were to strap a bulletproof vest to a bear it would become invincible.
- Bears teeth are made of adamantium.
- Yogi bear was actually a marmot.
[edit] Medved
Where is Medved (what said "Preved")? May be, add this image in the article?
Где Медвед (который говорит "Превед")? Может быть, добавить этот рисунок в статью?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ru/e/ed/Preved.jpg
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