When I was a kid and felt sick to my stomach I would go into the bathroom and lie on the floor. The bathroom had tile floor and walls, and gave the best radiation protection,but my head was spinning and I felt like puking. After about an hour I would feel better, and look around on the floor. The only thing I could see that had any writing on it was the bathroom scale, manufactured by "Borg" As far as I knew, the entire known universe might have been deleted accidentally, except for the scale, which I knew was man-made, because it said "Borg" Get it?
I was hoping someone would build upon my idea and do an in-depth bio.
I added a bit of history...someone feel free to pick up the torch.
HAHA this article is so funny. Its refreshing to see somebody who actually knows basic grammar and how to be funny on this site. KrevNasty 13:16, September 16, 2009 (UTC)