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When I was a kid and felt sick to my stomach I would go into the bathroom and lie on the floor. The bathroom had tile floor and walls, and gave the best radiation protection,but my head was spinning and I felt like puking. After about an hour I would feel better, and look around on the floor. The only thing I could see that had any writing on it was the bathroom scale, manufactured by "Borg" As far as I knew, the entire known universe might have been deleted accidentally, except for the scale, which I knew was man-made, because it said "Borg" Get it?

I was hoping someone would build upon my idea and do an in-depth bio.

I added a bit of history...someone feel free to pick up the torch.

wouldn't it be funnier if the Borg was a collective heavy metal rock band? or maybe a wiki? Nerd42 02:00, 12 Oct 2005 (UTC)

OK never mind. I went and implemented that in another article Borg Collective Nerd42 02:08, 12 Oct 2005 (UTC)

HAHA this article is so funny. Its refreshing to see somebody who actually knows basic grammar and how to be funny on this site. KrevNasty 13:16, September 16, 2009 (UTC)