Talk:Brian Wilson

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[edit] Unfunny Article

Currently there is a disclaimer at the top of the page claiming "the truth is much stranger than fiction" well "La Di Da". I can make this article much funnier by exaggerating facts and I mean to the point where it is actually a well written Uncyclopedia article with a couple of jokes as apposed to a dead-pan analysis of a man lifes with POVs which aren't necessarily satirical or used to any other comic effect.

Go ahead, try. There are many unfunny articles here. I'm not saying this is the funniest on it, or the best written, but its certainly funnier than it was before and frankly, jokes simply aren't funny unless based on reality. They work on Family Guy because it is Family Guy's format to make random "At you" jokes. Uncyclopedia is more specific, and I recommend you go to history house to see how it should be written. Currently, I reckon 90% of information on this whole site should be shelved. So if you have something worthwhile to add, add it. If you have a random joke, then post it on a random joke page or something. This isn't dead-pan analysis at all. Things like "Bar Fight" isn't true-it was a 2x4. I didn't even mention the Shortenin' Bread stuff or green man-which are funny in themselves. And its sarcastic perceptions written about. And there is a Brian Wilson who reports for Fox News. So what do you want? Giraffes? Jmw0000 23:32, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Heres The Problem

I am concerned however as to if Im going to get the aknoweledgement for writing said article. I do apologise also to the person who slaved away writing this initial article thinking it might not be blatantly replaced by some punk with a god-complex and the ability to edit it away.

The original article was a candidate for deletion. You're not going to get acknowledgement, no one does on these. And I'm sounding like a tool but I get annoyed when I read people complaining about Uncyclopedia, not making any changes and seeing bad jokes like "Invented the wheel" on a page about a university. Not funny. Not remotely funny.Jmw0000 23:32, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

[edit] Respond Soon Please!

I don't want to sound like a whiney git but I am new Uncyclopedia editting so your response would be helpful.

Andy-sex-god

Well, dear god-of-sex-carying-the-name-of-my-cousin-in-law's-little-sister's-boyfriend, you can go ahead and attempt your rewrite. However, I'd suggest you first read the beginner's guide (as posted on your talk page), after which I'd suggest you attempt the rewrite in a user sub-page. That way you can get other people's opinions without actually invoking a rollback.

So, in any case: good luck, mate! --Sir Mon€¥$ign^STFU F@H|PLS|CM 13:04, 15 July 2006 (UTC)