Talk:C++

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hahahahahaha

It was funny for the first 2 paragraphs, but the last two are pretty stupid. Rewrite, anyone?

it's a copy of that other "accurate" wiki.

It was so fucking incorect!


  1. include <STD ISD PCO.h>
  2. include <mobile.h>
  3. include <sms.h>
  4. include <love.h>
  5. define Cute beautiful_lady // where the fuck is definition for beatiful_lady??

int main() { goto college; scanf("100%" ,&ladies); //C uses scanf, not c++, dum fucks. c++ uses cin ?? operator! if(lady ==Cute) line++; //What line?? while( !reply ) { printf("I Love U"); //again, no print f. cout << "I Love U"; scanf("100%" ,&reply); //cin >> reply; } if(reply == "GAALI") /* GAALI = ABUSE */ main(); /* go back and repeat the process */ else if(reply == "SANDAL ") exit(1); else if(reply == "I Love U") { lover =Cute; love = (heart*)malloc( sizeof(lover) ); } goto restaurant; restaurant: { food++; smile++;

               if(pay  && lover) // dont want a crash, do we?
               {

pay->money = lover->money;

              } /* else { printf("geez, just saved us from a crash"); } */

return(college) ; } if(time==2.30) goto cinema; cinema: { watch++; if(intermission) { coke++; Popecorn++; } } } Edit