Talk:Captain Jack Sparrow

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Utter nonsense! Jack Sparrow is not a king, hie is the Pirate God! Everyone knows that. If you don't chage it, I'll hang you head first oevr a barrel full of all the rum JAck Sparrow has drunk in his life, and if you drown, then to hell with you.

  Literly, the Devil is one of my best freinds!

This article isn't really funny, just random crap. It needs real jokes!--Dp462090 17:45, 16 September 2006 (UTC)

Contents 1 Holy Stars and Soup 2 I want to burn this article. 3 Quotes 4 Flesh Arrow

[edit] Holy Stars and Soup

He looks like a Hippy - Anoymous:Xana lover

[edit] I want to burn this article.

It's complete rubbish! Like the other guy said, it needs real jokes! Not random attempts at being funny!

[edit] Quotes

WAY too many quotes in this article. And yes, it is full of random crap. Blubba112 13:51, 12 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Flesh Arrow

somebody put in a reference damnit 98.15.214.241 00:50, 19 May 2009 (UTC)

i'll fill u up wit mah flesh arrow if u dont be shuttin' up, honky! im tryin to watch da nigga tyler perry's house of pain!!!!1 and yea i watch dat shit! i'll put a cap in yo ass if u tell me my nigguh tyler ain't funny, u racist cracker bitch!!!! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:04, 19 May 2009 (UTC)