Talk:Chinese people

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You might want to consider turning this into a disambiguation page. 152.163.100.197 04:56, 25 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Contents 1 oooo 2 Gaaaah 3 Ching, chang chow! 4 uncyclopedia is banned in mainland China 5 Can't tell them apart

[edit] oooo

im CHINESE and GERMAN! but i didnt sell my soul...

http://www.lyricsdepot.com/monty-python/i-like-chinese.html lyrics to famous Monty Python song "I Like Chinese", a good place to start if you are looking for established Chinese humor JayKeaton 22:13, 21 June 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Gaaaah

Who deleted all the funny stuff?! This sucks!

[edit] Ching, chang chow!

Wing der, faren dur! Chang chink chong ching kapow!

[edit] uncyclopedia is banned in mainland China

I had to get here using TOR, congrats!

[edit] Can't tell them apart

I'm from the San Francisco area and all the friggin' Orientals look alike. Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, Cambodian, Korean or Malaysian. Do these people have a sense of identity and individuality? Love Them Yellows.

We all have. If you look distinctly at the shade, you can see the the chinese ook more white, have smaller and more beady eyes. Vietnamese are slightly darker, cambodians are darker still. Koreans are lighter than chinese, malays are reasonably dark, chinese malays are "tanned chinese", Singaporeans... all unique. —The la Zhel 11:33, 9 May 2009 (UTC)