Talk:Cloud Strife

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Let's leave the Chuck Norris worship for his own topic, alright? --chainsawmidget

The Problem[edit]

Well, the problem with that is that this article makes him too much like Chuck Norris. He needs to be balanced out, and this is done VIA showing he isn't better than Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris, we don't need Cloud Strife to be a imitater. :P --Kafeithekeaton 01:40, 22 March 2006 (UTC)

  • Understandable, I can agree that he doesn't need to be seen as an imiator, but there's no reason to bring Chuck in to randomly wipe the floor with the guy. I'm sure we can balance a Cloud aricle out without mentioning Chuck Norris anymore than we already have. (Besides, I think Chuck is over rated anyway, now Mr. T, that's where it's at!) --Chainsawmidget 04:05, 22 March 2006 (UTC)
    • Hell naw, Vin Diesel is the man. IQ 21:19, 6 July 2006 (UTC)

This article needs to make fun of Cloud's big freaking Buster Sword more. Like, how can he actually lift that huge thing, let along swing it around every single time he wins a battle. In the movie it's bigger than ever --Nerd42eMailTalkUnMetaWPediah2g2 21:46, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Cloud strife is the most hottest of alll cartoon characters EVER, not even David Whittenberg's characters from naruto count or sasuke can pass Cloud is the hottest anime character in the past, preaset, and FUTURE!!!!!!

ilove you[edit]

ang gwapo mo cloud sana totoo ka nalang ang gwapo mo talaga

joanna marie tolentino with cloud[edit]

pamatay ka shit