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I think it's funnier if there's strictly one joke per cocktail. Pinata Colada had two jokes, so I moved the original joke about parasols to Mai Tai.

--CrunchyCapsicum 18:08, 21 Mar 2005 (EST)

Black Russian[edit]

This just begs for something about a bartender named Dmitri Hawkins-Jackson. And I don't get the thing about "piping hot or cold". Something to do with borscht, I guess, but....