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more sarcasm?[edit]

This article seems to be somewhat short. For example, consider the fact that drumming is pretty easy. Right now, you can sit somewhere and bang on something... but the problem is that the drummer cannot bang anyone else but sometimes the ugliest of the high school girls, which eventually leads to desperation; therefore, the drummer bangs his only hope for satisfaction, his own "instruments".

I disagree with that, my friend. Drumming is utterly different than many instruments. Yes, anyone can bang to a rhythm, but it's quite hard to 'bang' to alternating rhythms, and then you gotta bring your feet into it! Yes, alot of bands can go on with the most rhythm-deficient drummer ever, but others are renowned for having the drumming equivalent of Herman Li. In closing- Until you can do what Niel Pheart does on a daily/hourly/bi-monthly basis, you can't really talk about drumming being easy.

How the hell did you butcher Neil Peart's name like that??!?!? --Roman Dog Bird 05:55, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

actually, i am a drummer, i am am really insulted by this. Drummers are not gay fat people with anger management! All the guy that wrote this article did was put a picture of himself at the top!

That's that guy from that "Viva La Bam" show, dude, he probably doesn't even use the internet! Anyway, here's a drummer joke:
Two drummers, one who's good at keeping time and one who's bad at keeping time, and Santa Claus are walking down the street. They see a $50 dollar bill, who picks it up? The drummer who's bad at keeping time, the other two don't exist. --Roman Dog Bird 05:55, September 8, 2010 (UTC)