Talk:Emperor Palpatine

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Articles for deletion This article was nominated for deletion on September 25, 2007. The result of the discussion was Keep.


It's so true!!!!JayKeaton 17:04, 7 May 2006 (UTC)

Erm, I wanted to note what's been previously noted about how pope-centric this page is. I'm not offended, I just think only the first few times are actually funny. :) 23:59, 25 August 2007 (UTC)


I love these, and not just because I put them there!

“Henceforth, you shall be known as... Darth Benedict XVI”

~ The Vatican on Emperor Palpatine

Catholicism is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural”

~ Oscar Wilde on Christianity

“Commander Bush, the time has come. Execute Order Sixty-Six”

~ Emperor Palpatine on Iraq war

JayKeaton 17:22, 7 May 2006 (UTC)

I love the quotes too. Very catchy. No sarcasm here. Seriously.



Too America centric[edit]

Who cares about strange "Kerry" and stuff? God bless Unamerica!! -- 18:28, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Would this be considered spam?[edit]

What he was thought to have enjoyed-

  • Writing legal memorandums about the likelyhood that a tort claim based on vicarious liability would succed if one was brought against his "institution" one of his minions molested a boy. He would have to discuss the facts, the reason why vicarious liability would be the claim used, the underlying torts(remediable wrongs), the issue of whether said minion was an employee in his course and scope under him and whether he could raise an affirmative defense as well as look into possible alternative claims said boy could bring. (This is all what you think about after being a mediocre law student for a year at an American law school.)- HappyWeasel (March 7 2007 1431 -8GMT)

Addition of following video[edit]

Does anyone see something wrong with this video's inclusion in the article? Belugaperson 23:46, 25 March 2007 (UTC)

broken link   Le Cejak <-> 16:37, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

All right, we get it already.[edit]

Emperor Palpatine looks just like the Pope. We get it. We got it for quite some time now. I say we change this article to something new, funny, and/or original. All in favor?- User:Totalakrieg Man 19:28, June 17 2007 (UTC)

Yeah I agree, it's really unorginal. If someone put enough thought into it they might be able to make the article funny

This page really, really sucks. I might just delete all of it. --  Le Cejak <-> 00:44, 27 September 2007 (UTC)

Sorry, but I think it's even more bollocks now than when it had the Pope references. The Pope link could potentially be comedy gold, but was done clunkily and was a case of too many cooks spoiling the broth. It needed a re-write from the ground up (but still keeping the Pope Palpatine motif) not complete nuking. Just my 2p's worth. I'd have a stab at it myself but I'm just a mere IP address and I wouldn't want to annoy those mighty people with real names. 15:07, 26 October 2007 (UTC)

Hi, IP address!! Here's my "2 p's":


Don't edit it, bitch.
--  Le Cejak <-> 16:33, 26 October 2007 (UTC)


I just removed some horrible section that didn't make any sense, plus a worthless quotes section. With that out of the way, there's too many images. I'm not going to try and shift through all of them, There are a couple that aren't necessary, while some are pretty funny. But then again, perhaps as it was suggested in the topic above this one, somebody should just revise the whole thing? Comparing the Pope to Palpatine was amusing at first, but not when it's continuosly done to death all over the page. Like I said, somebody else try to fix what there is if nobody's going to come up with a new idea. Remove some of the more pointless images, because there's too much for me to have enough patience to even want to fix it right now. Nevermind, I decided to do it anyways. It wasn't as big as a deal as I expected to be.Roman Dog Bird 02:03, 29 July 2007 (UTC)

Just passing by for some typo corrections | And oh[edit]

Just made some spelling, punctuation and capitalization corrections. No sentences were rewritten. And oh, is it Plagious or Pladious? --Precision 04:36, 27 June 2008 (UTC)



I feel the need to give this a good spanking and just go from scratch. I don't like all the references to Pope Benedict, it seems a little lazy to me. No, I'm not Catholic. No, I'm not Phil Donahue. I just feel like this could be very funny if someone like me wrote it. Thoughts? Sir SysRq (talk) 16:26, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Sysrq, hi! I'm the person who was supposed to rewrite this some time ago, but people keep fucking reverting to the pope benedict shit. I'll revert it again, hold on, tell me what you think   Le Cejak <16:28 Jan 17, 2009>
Hey again, I removed some of the stuff, but it's still better than when I started writing it, like, a year ago. I tried to find all the pope benedict references, but I'm not sure I got them all.   Le Cejak <16:32 Jan 17, 2009>
If we're talking about this then I think I may go ahead and steamroll it anyways, no offense. You're a much better writer than I, but I feel this article is beyond saving what with the MS Paint images and the lists and such. It doesn't sound like you, although I see you have done a lot to save this article. I think you could do this article much more justice if you just rewrote it in your style. Perhaps a collab? You know that collabing with you has been a dream of mine for quite some time... Sir SysRq (talk) 16:34, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
I got rid of a lot of the pictures since that edit and I'm stuck. Better-writer shmetter-writer, what ideas you got for this thing?   Le Cejak <16:38 Jan 17, 2009>
I feel the concept itself could do so much better than "lolpalpatine so ugli lawl". Perhaps we could write it first person from Palpatine's point of view? Perhaps it's a talk show format with Palpatine giving his hilarious opinion on various non-issues. Or, we write it from Luke's perspective on how much of a dick he is. "OMG I hate that guy so much! Dickwad killed my dad! WTF!?" Let me know if you have any other ideas, otherwise let's get to outlining this bitch and then execute sometime this weekend because I leave for Texas on Monday and won't be back to active duty Uncyc until the Sunday after that. Sir SysRq (talk) 17:02, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
heh, most of that was from new users and stuff. Anyways, we'll see how much Uncyc time I have in the coming months. I felt less confined before I got nominated for all these- anyway, you want it to be less article-style, then: okay. From who's perspective, or should we do it from lots of different perspectives? I don't know much of anything about the story behind Palpatine, though. Collab sounds good if that's what comes out!   Le Cejak <17:30 Jan 17, 2009>
Yes, it must be less article-y and more funny-y. Your comment on many different perspectives gives me an even better idea: Palpatine is celebrating his 1200th birthday or something and everyone is trying to say something nice about him. Various Star Wars characters, some modern day celebrities, do it all VH1 style. Or, it could just be part of an ongoing series on VH1: "I Love The Empire: Strikes Back" as a little play on words. Sir SysRq (talk) 19:25, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
It could be a roast or something. VH1, that's also a good idea... wow, sounds good... What do we do now?   Le Cejak <20:06 Jan 17, 2009>
Roast idea it is. Here's what we do: I usually like to outline my articles before I write them. I can set up an outline on Google Docs and then set you up as a collaborator so that we can work on it there. You wouldn't happen to have Skype, would you? Sir SysRq (talk) 20:10, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
Whoa whoa whoa, I don't even own a computer. Do you happen to own a Cajek signal? Ha ha ha, but seriously what?   Le Cejak <20:14 Jan 17, 2009>
If by "Cajek signal" you mean my dick, then yes. Have you never used Google Docs before? Marvelous bit of internet, really. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:18, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
How dare- How dare you... how dare... your dick... Anyway, the answer is no. Is that what you've used for collabs in the past? Couldn't we just make a userpage?   Le Cejak <20:34 Jan 17, 2009>
Yes, I usually use Google Docs, collab or not, just to write my outlines. If you'd rather just make a userpage, I could make one in my userspace. Sir SysRq (talk) 20:57, 17 January 2009 (UTC)
Go ahead and start on it, Syssy, I'll be with you in a while.   Le Cejak <22:23 Jan 17, 2009>
It'll be at User:SysRq/Palpatine/outline when I get around to doing it. Sir SysRq (talk) 22:29, 17 January 2009 (UTC)