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Ok,rather disturbing but ya. feces.. it does make a good ice cream/p.s,try mixing it with your mom's pee to get diarea

But girls don't poop![edit]

I think we need to clarify that only 50% of the world's population actually engages directly in bowel movements, because everyone knows girls don't poop.

Nonetheless, I hear girls do some kiiiiinky shiiiit with.. well. shit.


What the hell is this disgusting crap you fascist bumbrained arse face! You're so sick, I feel sorry for my mum, she have nice ass,will you fuck her?

Agreed, not, get out of here. If you don't eat your feces then you don't deserve a place on Earth.

Poop fetishists are the kind of people who aren't able to find a date and will never have a normal relationship. I mean, what's the objective? Love or watching a lover take a dump? Good luck on getting crapped on. + 05:57, September 13, 2010 (UTC)


This is a little erotic!

this is very erotic I have to say, and I think my mum is very erotic

What happen to "your mum"? That was hilarious.

This article is a load of crap! It really stinks! Whoever wrote it must be full of shit!

some help here...[edit]

Anyone know how to remove the redirect link on the top of this article? I wrote an article on 'CRAP' but when I proudly tell my friends and family..."oh yeah, just do a search on CRAP"...they get this disgusting article instead! I removed it once and the search works on my laptop, but only on my laptop, like my cookies are burning in the oven or something. Any ideas?

This article actually exists? Whatever for? -- Random Oranssiviiva.jpg Man 15:01, 23 May 2009 (UTC)

Poop snake?[edit]

that first photo... perhaps a better caption is in order? I suggest, poop snake, turd serpent, crap worm, or something similar... the thing has eyes!

Shit (redirect)[edit]

Shit currently redirects to this article. There exists an article on Puddle of shit; any objections to changing the redirect to point there? --Pentium5dot1(userfy?)t~^_^~c 19:02, December 28, 2010 (UTC)

Bump — will probably proceed within 24 hrs. Note that Taking a shit redirects to I maed a yuky doody, and Taking a dump exists; if you think "Shit" should redirect one of those, please speak up. --Pentium5dot1(userfy?)t~^_^~c 07:55, January 11, 2011 (UTC)