Talk:Final Fantasy XIII

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Plot spoilers[edit]

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Like anyone really cares. You played FF7, you played this game.

Poorly Written[edit]

seems more like a critical review than a funny article...

  • Which makes it great, considering how the meer mention of this game pisses both gamers and FF fanboys combined, for good reasons. And why is this article so low rated? It's practically perfect! All is missing is that Lighting-to-Cloud shopped image that was pretty popular till last year. 18:05, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Stepping up to the plate[edit]

I'm starting the rewrite process for this article, but since I'm doing this mostly in work it might take a while, hence the construction tags. As long as nobody objects, I'll keep working on it. If anyone does object, then be prepared for fisticuffs!--Holy shit it's Neopowell 11:09, February 7, 2011 (UTC)


Overview, gameply and plot sections are now finished, though I may expand on the gameply. Maximum credit to comedian Bill Bailey for the line 'lunging wildly at the Pope' which I have shamelessly used in this article.--Holy shit it's Neopowell 20:50, February 7, 2011 (UTC)


Character section added, although it needs more pictures. I have now mercilessly purged nearly all of the original article with the remaining replacement sections to be added soon.--Holy shit it's Neopowell 11:23, February 8, 2011 (UTC)


This article can be much better. How about adding the fact that this Naruto rip off (what? it is!) has a -2 sequel that nobody wanted? Castell-Faber 17:28, February 8, 2011 (UTC)

  • I'm varying my sarcasm by taking a little pot-shot at the fanboys who have given the game such a hard time, knowing full well they're going to still buy the sequel (see paragraph three of release & reception). There will likely be a bit about the sequel itself soon, though. The article isn't finished yet :)--Holy shit it's Neopowell 13:05, February 9, 2011 (UTC)

Harrrr de harrr[edit]

One rewritten article for the world to smell. Some more content might be forthcoming depending on how I feel, but it's in a fit enough state to have the rewrite & construction tags removed so this I have done. Enjoy. --Holy shit it's Neopowell 13:18, February 10, 2011 (UTC)