Talk:Heaven

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I hear there's a shortage of chairs in heaven.

   Don't be silly, the official numbers clearly show that there's been a surplus in chair production in every year since God took power.

DUDE SUPERPWOERS IN HEAVEN[edit]

I WISH I CAN DO FIREBENDING IN HEAVENNNNNN AND LIFT ROCKSS AND EYEBEAMS

Shameless[edit]

This is not something to be mocked. I realize this is a parody wiki, but some things shouldn't be tampered with.

So bitch about it on this talk page a little more. That will solve everything. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:39, Oct 8

Proposed new section for this article [to mirror the "Issues for may experience in hell as a(n) ..." (Someone locked the Hell page so some entries got pushed on to talk

Rewards you can expect in heaven as a(n( ...[edit]

National anthem[edit]

I think http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrl3n2ZtK2E should be the national anthem of heaven. TheGrandPadishah (talk) 12:03, October 11, 2012 (UTC)