I hear there's a shortage of chairs in heaven.
Don't be silly, the official numbers clearly show that there's been a surplus in chair production in every year since God took power.
DUDE SUPERPWOERS IN HEAVEN
I WISH I CAN DO FIREBENDING IN HEAVENNNNNN AND LIFT ROCKSS AND EYEBEAMS
This is not something to be mocked. I realize this is a parody wiki, but some things shouldn't be tampered with.
- So bitch about it on this talk page a little more. That will solve everything. - 23:39, Oct 8
Proposed new section for this article [to mirror the "Issues for may experience in hell as a(n) ..." (Someone locked the Hell page so some entries got pushed on to talk