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Didja... get that thing I sentcha?

Too many facts! It's mind numbing.

I imagine battlehippos really would be a surefire thing in a war. Feeding them probably costs less then gasoline, and scientists could easily develop an efficient method of food storage/feeding. Also the manure could be used to fuel other crap, like weapons factories.