Talk:J. Edgar Hoover

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As a footnote, I would like to add that Hoover's initial invention of the vacuum was purely for trouble free "stress relief" for himself, although it did begin to catch on with backwoods types. Like, oh, I don't know, - Tenessee/Maine/Rhode Island/Alabama/etc... Yet as previously mentioned, once the Hoover Dam was built to power these colossal machines, several dis-memberments took place, causing the interest in this practice to wane quickly.       signed: Richard Nixon (1973)

Quite frankly I think IT sucks.

Same with goes for this:

J. Edgar Hoover was a totally butch transexual who wore dresses and garter belts and make-up and high heels, and always hung around in bars. Like Heinrich Himmler and John Ashcroft before him, he was best known as a "nellie bottom". It was widely speculated that he was a pioneer in the art of Bondage.

The FBI Hoover had strict standards for the men who surrounded him at the Feudal Bureau of Instigation where he was chief. "Interactions" could only happen in the specialized bathouses located in the back of the office. Also, only circumsized men with at least 9 inch penises and the ability to deep throat whilst pounding Hoover's prostate gland would be promoted under him.

Under Hoover's inspired dictatorship, the FBI amassed the largest collection of gay pornography in the world, allowing Hoover to circumvent the existing censorship laws.

Why does everything have to end up being gay, it's not even funny DJ Mixerr 18:14, March 9, 2010 (UTC)DJMIXER.GIF (talk)

Nonetheless, Mr./ Miss Hoover's supposed drag queenhood can't be ignored, either. So I dribbled a little of it back in. :) Rickyrab 05:12, December 26, 2010 (UTC)