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[edit] Dude

If anything, ED deserves to be called 4Pedia than here.

[edit] ALALALA

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!!!

[edit] I Could Use A Little Help Down Here

I recently made an article. Cockistan. Anyways, I could use a little help on it. It needs more crap written about it and a flag and coat of arms. Whoever helps in this endevor shall be graciously rewarded.Probably a nomination for something or somewhat.--Crankybot 19:39, 22 October 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Questions???

Why does it say "welcome to Joepedia" shouldnt it say Uncyclopedia? --Crankybot 19:04, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

You should pay more attention to politics. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • tweetings) 17:02 Oct 16, 2008

I don't get it either if I'm honest. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:03 16 October 2008

Joe the Plumber – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • tweetings) 17:04 Oct 16, 2008

Oh I see. Very good. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:08 16 October 2008

Do you? I guess now would be a good time to admit that I don't. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • tweetings) 17:12 Oct 16, 2008

You're blind!? That's... geeze man, I'm really sorry. :( SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:13 16 October 2008

Yeah, I guess mum was right about wanking. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • tweetings) 17:14 Oct 16, 2008

Yeah... I don't have any witty remark for this sorry. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:17 16 October 2008

Great, you've gone blind too haven't you? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • tweetings) 17:18 Oct 16, 2008

Yes, mother never warned me... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 17:57 16 October 2008

OK, sorry. I'm an idiot, I just got that and I even watched the debate lol.--Crankybot 19:04, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

I'm from the UK at least I have an excuse! SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:11 16 October 2008

There is no excuse to not be a friend of Joe the Plumber! Heretic! Burn! BURNBURNBURN! -RAHB 19:14, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

Eep. /bows to joe the plumber. SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 19:17 16 October 2008

RAHB: you know you want to... JudgeZarbi TALK 19:22, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

Not particularly. This, on the other hand... -RAHB 19:26, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

Well, after all someone did that when it was on my old sig... JudgeZarbi TALK 19:28, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

I'll consult with Joe the Plumber and see if we can reach a decision on the matter. -RAHB 19:30, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

WANT BAN! JudgeZarbi TALK 19:33, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

YOU CAN HAS! -RAHB 19:53, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

Maybe someday I'll catch up to Cajek on bans, or I'll become target practice for bans :P JudgeZarbi TALK 19:55, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

People are really responsive her. How do I pimp out my signature with a flag and such?--Crankybot 20:26, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

I'm lazy. Check UN:SIG. I think it's a policy page with a link at the bottom somewhere. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • tweetings) 20:36 Oct 16, 2008

Yeah. Or ask Spang. Nobody's bothered him about wiki-code in about five minutes, so I think he's due for some sig-work. -RAHB 21:08, 16 October 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Hurricane Ike

Since Hurricane Ike is in the news, maybe we could use a link to Hurricane Ike. -Rolypolyman 17:17, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

Feel free to add it to Template:Recent. --Mr. Monkey Pant-hoot here. 17:51, 13 September 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Strongly worded letter to admins

I wanna refund for my NotM comment. Seriously. AE got an awesome one and I get a pathetic wigga rapping? I is no wigga dawg?! Sir DJ ~ Irreverent

Bug the admins directly, people don't usually read this page--Æ 23:04, 15 February 2008 (UTC)

You know why? Because I wrote the one for AE and ZB wrote yours :). You want another blurb? ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 23:05, 15 February 2008 (UTC)

Make the whole comment in those scratch-disk noises. Wikkity wikkity woo wikki wikki... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:07, Feb 15

[edit] Strangely lettered word to admins

fhubwgads--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 00:47, 22 February 2008 (UTC)

[edit] The Ark feature

The current featured article doesn't seem to link to the actual article at all... --Raxvulpine 03:44, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

Fix'd. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:51, Mar 8

LOL STFU I didn't mess up.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:13, 8 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] New Project Link

Who would I talk to about getting an additional link added to the listing of "Projects" where there are currently two listed? Is there a certain person that I should talk to for this or? The link I would want to get added is worldnews-funny.blogspot.com. Thanks Eric W 21:16, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

Well, those're special circumstances; they're the two site founders' personal projects. Since I don't think that that is affiliated with anyone involved with the site, except maybe yourself, I would have to say the answer is no-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:36, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Why not?

Why is there no parody of wikipedia's 10 millionth article! I demand it!--Chickenfeed9 10:49, 30 March 2008 (UTC) [1]

Ask and ye shall receive. That'll be £250, please. I take cash, cheques, and all major credit cards. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 11:28, 30 Mar 2008

Do you except uncyclopedia dollars? They are just like real money, only made of cardboard. --Chickenfeed9 13:46, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

Yes, we do except Uncyclopedia dollars. But we do not accept them. Because they're made of cardboard. -- http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/88/Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 18:42, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] April First!

Hooray for April Fools' day editing wars. Hopefully one of them will be funny. >.< Muzak 00:55, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

No chance. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 00:56, 01 Apr 2008

We have a long standing tradition of not being funny on April 1st. -- Major Sir Zombiebaron GUN • WotM • UotM • PotM • AotM • EGAEDM • UPotM • MAFE • ZotM • IotM • VotM • UGotM (shout) 01:00, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

Well, I must admit that the "Maine Page" afforded me a chuckle. I just wish someone would translate the page into ENGLISH, BUT LOUDER. Muzak 03:48, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] What the heck is going on ??????????????

--Mr Alex 01:19, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

Apparently, anyone can edit the Main Page talk Today. Weird, huh?--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 01:34, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

Just the talk? Oh well. =D Isshiki Kotonashi 14:29, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

Protected the page after only two hours? Isshiki Kotonashi 14:42, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Why...

...Was this reprotected? We were supposed to be allowed to screw around with it. We voted, and everything. --THE 19:51, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

I heard that it was entirely Spang's fault. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:54, Apr 1

Th- wha? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 03:54, 2 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] errr

where did that ratings box come from? has it always been there? why have i only just noticed it?--Chickenfeed9 11:14, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

Yes, and yes. Yes, it's always been there for registered users. Yes, you just noticed it, because we JUST fixed it so others can see. But you still have to register to vote. (It's the same everywhere I go... why can't they just take my word that I haven't voted before?)--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 12:22, 18 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] What the-?!

The new reskin is not funny at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 I want my money back! --Trar (talk|contribs|grueslayer) ‎ 20:57, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

Well seeing as it costs you nothing to use the site, but it costs money to host, in order to get your money back you will have to pay money. Thanks, that's very generous of you. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 21:29, 15 May 2008

[edit] For my blurburber

Can you pick from these articles? Uncyclopedia Health Service, UnBooks:Life as a 4⅝ Year Old, UnBooks:Official Informational Guide to the 2008 Beijing Olympics Games, Campaign Leaflet, Pre-Market Economy, Schoolean Algebra please please? --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:18, 29 June 2008 (UTC)

[edit] (fixed) Feaured image has serious problems with IE

For details see my post here. We have to fix this. --Allahgator 02:46, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

Problem solved. -RAHB 02:49, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

Is it fixed now? • Spang • ☃ • talk • 04:50, 14 Jul 2008

Fixed now, thanks! --Allahgator 23:26, 14 July 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Question about "Featured one year ago today"

Have there been any recorded cases where an article was deleted within one year of when it was featured? What would be displayed in the "Featured one year ago today" space if no article was available due to deletion?

P.S. The header of this page says "New stuff at top," but none of the comments seems to follow that rule, so I hope I can get away with clicking the plus sign. --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 00:50, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

Plus sign is fine :)

Well, there's no need to solve that problem, as featured articles are never deleted. But if there wasn't a featured article exactly a year ago (or the day before that) then that section just doesn't show up. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:20, 02 Aug 2008

[edit] 25 articles? LOL What happened?

DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA Also DJ Jasper. DJ Jasper 19:13, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

It's a joke on Wikipedia's 2.5 million. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • tweetings) 19:17 Aug 14, 2008

That actually makes it funnier. DotJasperDotNot! Mgt Nutella UnProvise Pee Review ASA Also Cheez Whiz. The time is 23:10, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Weird Ad-pedia main page

What's with this new format of the main page with all sorts of ads all over it? It's weird. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 21:50, 23 October 2008 (UTC)

We want to make sure potential sponsors don't miss out. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 21:52, 23 October 2008 (UTC)

Hey. Stop editing. The Linkifier!!!!!? 21:55, 23 October 2008 (UTC)

OK... DAM! MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 21:56, Oct 23

What the frak is going on here? It's like the whole thing is being run on heroin monkeys on a space shuttle. Gryffon 04:07, 24 October 2008 (UTC)

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? I forsee the end of Uncyclopedia and I have the urge to cut myself as a direct result. --Constchar 08:54, 24 October 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Ouch

No featured article today?--Simon Brown (Talk) 02:19, 9 November 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Ouch

No featured article today?--Simon Brown (Talk) 02:19, 9 November 2008 (UTC)

Ah, it's been fixed now.--Simon Brown (Talk) 02:20, 9 November 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Moldy turkey

Maybe it's time to pack up the special Uncyclopedia "Thanksgiving" header, what with Thanksgiving now being nine days ago. --JasonBoer

That's not for thanksiving--it's a link to a little writing contest that we've started up. Click the link, and check it out, it should be a lot of fun. :) - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:34, Dec 6

[edit] Is it just me?

Or does the NotM and WotM winners blurbs need updating on the main page? MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 22:00, Dec 9

It's just you. It always is. -RAHB 06:04, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

[edit] What is that ka: link doing at the end of the page

I know it's supposed to link to another language edition of Uncyclopedia, but it DOESN'T! -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:45, 15 December 2008 (UTC) And the same with the mo: link. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 15:46, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Big Brother does not like those languages anymore--Sycamore (Talk) 15:47, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

But can't someone with the required authority, Big Brother himself for example, remove the links from the main page. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:44, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

They could...if it wasn't vital to the safety of the planet that those links remain on the main page. -RAHB 17:49, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

Good point. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 17:53, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Why is both "The Big Five" as "Help" linking to Help:Contents?

Shouldn't "The Big Five" link to Uncyclopedia:Five pliers? -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:58, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

You have an odd fascination with the main page. However, you're right. I've taken care of that one now. -RAHB 01:06, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

A nice image generally unrelated to the main page, though maybe it will be in the near future

[edit] Other things related to the main page

Check out Template talk:FeatArticleImg and Template talk:Sisterprojects. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 00:58, 23 December 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Wikia? WTF?

Why is Uncyclopedia hosted on Wikia again?

Uncyclopedia has been hosted by Wikia since 2006.... -RAHB 01:16, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

The domain name change, however, is a new and exciting way to piss people off. There are a whole bunch of forums about it in the Village Dump. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 04:00, Jan 10

We're hoping to eventually alienate all of our users so that, one day, no one comes to the place.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 14:10, 10 January 2009 (UTC)

Well that picture there --> is a good start... SK Sir Orian57Talk RotM 14:42 10 January 2009

Thanks. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 06:52, 11 January 2009 (UTC)

[edit] A thank you from Codeine's mum?

Wikipedia has updated their banner text. --Simon Brown (Talk) 16:20, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

errr...no, it's still the same. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 16:29, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

I think it's on a random loop type thing. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 17:37, 12 Jan 2009

Oh! Like Oli's anus then. ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 19:38, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

[edit] What's the 4 all about?

Probably some hillarious joke that I already know about but have forgotten. Feel free to laugh but at least enlighten me. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 01:04 14 January 2009

Wikipedia featured a 4chan article, or something. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:17, Jan 14

Oh righte I see. Awsome. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 01:34 14 January 2009

Oooh... Nice :P *wanders off again and gets lost on the interwebz again* ;) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 11:12, 14 Jan

[edit] 4Pedia?

What does 4Pedia mean?~ ^{[Citation Needed is here. Let's talk.}] 05:40, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

Oh, nvm. ~ ^{[Citation Needed is here. Let's talk.}] 05:43, 14 January 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Frances Farmer

That should be "Frances Farmer has had her revenge on Seattle", not "Francis". Pucktard 15:17, 16 January 2009 (UTC)

[edit] What happened?

Since when did Uncyclopedia sell out to Wikia? Isn't Wikia made by the same shitheads who made Wikipedia, you know, the faggots that everyone hate? Zelrio 02:50, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

I don't know. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 09:54 21 January 2009

We sold out to Wikia in 2006, but they didn't become assholes until last year, when they started bossing us around. So we unionized to tell them what for. Then all the union leaders disappeared. Fishy, that...--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 12:42, 21 January 2009 (UTC)

The order of operations was a little more like: Wikia ignored the union demands and then the union leaders left in a huff. --Sir gwax (talk) http://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/b/b0/Sucrose_b.gif/30px-Sucrose_b.gif 00:54, 22 January 2009 (UTC)

I don't remember any huff, they were here one day and gone the next. --This post by Qweasd, a supporter of Kosovo independence. 16:13, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

Nope. They are still here. Wait. MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 17:13, Feb 8

[edit] Does an article have to be in uncyclopedia to make it to the main page?

I'm sorry guys but I never laughed so hard: [2] You've got a manic depressive discussing the merits of replacing his standard medication with a sacred Indian recipe involving the middle 1/3 of his urine decanted from a copper bowl augmented by a rusty pipe.[3] "Have you negotiated with your psychiatrist about your therapy?" Man, remember Usenet? Remember ROTFLMAO? If anyone can write an article that can hold a candle to this, please do!, but I despair to create such matchless beauty. Wnt 21:10, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Yes, the article needs to be part of Uncyclopedia to be featured, BUT you can reinterpret it into an Uncyclopedia article if you want. Just don't rip it off. We don't like that much. Copy and adapt: it's the Darwinian Dream.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 23:13, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

[edit] did you know

is did you know in fact still slightly broken at the moment? Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:09, 31 March 2009 (UTC)

[edit] April Fools

I saw this for what it was when I saw it, however April fools ended over an hour ago so can we have the main page back? Although I wasn't fooled, the fact loads of you flooded my msn with OMG Uncyclopedia is being closed down by wikia OMG shows how stupid you all are, its the 1st of April, expect the unexpected to be a lie until noon. I didn't post this until now not to spoil the little joke here, but come on, jokes over now. --—The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 12:20, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

• Throws a bucket of iced sausages over Projectmayhem666*... -- "April Fools' Day or All Fools' Day, although not a holiday in its own right, is a notable day celebrated in many countries on April 1. The day is marked by the commission of hoaxes and other practical jokes of varying sophistication on friends, family members, enemies, and neighbours, or sending them on fool's errand, the aim of which is to embarrass the gullible. Traditionally, in some countries, the jokes only last until noon: like UK, Australia, New Zealand, Canada and South Africa, someone who plays a trick after noon is called an "April Fool". Elsewhere, such as in Ireland, France, and the USA, the jokes last all day." It's currently 12:35 in the afternoon Uncyctime.MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 12:35, Apr 1

So 12 more hours of this CRAP! ~http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f6/Jewriken.GIF 12:39, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

I liek where this is going XD. Too bad I'm at school. Since this is my first uncyclopedia april fools I have a question... CAN I START SPAMMING RANDOM CRAP NAO? Liek caps :0. Sig goes here... intake36012:41am,Apr 1st

I'm guessing no.--    12:48, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

We did have a day once when everyone stopped reverting vandalism and banning vandals but that's a totally different story to the main page today. Actually, it's not. MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 12:55, Apr 1

This is overused though, most sites did this, this morning. --—The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 13:00, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Morning in which country? MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 13:12, Apr 1

I get up early in the US (EST) and nothing was up when I first looked in the wee hours. Then I see a main page edit by Mordillo with some huge red negative number next to it and voila. Still only 9:18am here. West coast is still 6:18am--    13:19, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

If you want a 'serious' reason why it's still there... It's because of this. Wikipedia are on the same time as us... MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 14:08, Apr 1

Wikia was bound to wise up. Eventually.

Too bad it still contains obvious links like Pee Review, Village Dump, UnTunes, etc., or it would have been perfect. Still, I laughed. --T. (talk) 13:35, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Evil thought....what if all those links went straight into the corresponding links on ED or something.--    13:44, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Na. Those are probably handy to keep. The main reason however is:UN:LAZY(obviously) :) MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 13:52, Apr 1

Well, we can't implement everyone's ideas all at once. And as comes to time zones, stop whining you spoiled Aussies, stuck in the future... You bastards... :) -- Luverly - (Contribs) (Talk) http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/8/80/Heart_anim.gif Grammar Nazi, Mum , BFF & NotM, CUN , GMP . - Perkele! 16:26, 1 Apr

Where I'm at, april fools isn't over yet XD.

Sig goes here... intake360not sure what time it is uncyclopdia...,Apr 1st

[edit] OH NOES

OMG wikia has shut us down!? what do we do!? PANIC!!! Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:27, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Yes. MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 13:39, Apr 1

[edit] Wow

I'm surprised you followed through with that idea, I mean, it's epicly crap, even the dudes at [4] did better than you guys --Testostereich 15:35, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

haha that is ace. --—The preceding signed comment was added by Projectmayhem666 (talk • contribs). 15:42, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

thanks, testostereich, for whoring your own article. in true illogicopedia fashion, i invite you to go ameliorate a home theater system. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 15:59, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Ahh, i see in typical uncyclopedian style you kiss its ego nursed arse regardless of the shit it serves you.--Sir Silent Penguin http://uncyclopedia.org/images/c/c0/Penguin_foot.JPG "your site makes no sence" The illusion is complete 16:24, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Ooo! I see an inter-wiki war on the horizon. To be honest I think ours is a bit crap too, you guys at least pretended to make an effort. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:26 1 April 2009

Yea. Fuck it.  ?Pedia is much better. Let's all go there instead. MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 16:29, Apr 1

penguin, i think your random templates are broken, try adding '|1}}' to the end to get around the new parser. also, your hot pockets are ready, you left them in the microwave. they might be cold by now, so throw 'em on for another thirty before taking them out. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:39, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Well, not necessarily '|1' but I think it just needs a random parameter to force the page load to not be cashed. '1' is probably not the best choice as it could be an actual parameter... MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 16:48, Apr 1

And Fag's an admin there. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 16:42 1 April 2009

[edit] YOU SONS OF BITCHES

I cant believe I actually let this fool me for a minute >_> I was ready to rage and everything --Grand General Wizard Etc x2 and Senator G/K/O/CUNT.K.F. WHORE! ZOTM MAFE VANDL UOTM WOTM TOP10 FP PMOTM UWotM 19:25, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

Have a bit more of a look around ;) MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/6d/Goldboobs.jpg 19:26, Apr 1

lol -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:33, 1 April 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Colonization

Could someone add "#This week's Colonization" in that link? —Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered User 16:10, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Your wish is my command. -RAHB 21:23, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

I am much obliged. —Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered User 07:17, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Whoa.....

What's with the construction template on the Main page? What's gonna happen if the page remains unedited in 7 days? We're going to delete the Main Page? --MaxPayne 15:20, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Can I have some of what you're smoking?.... -RAHB 21:31, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

What construction tag? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 22:14 5 June 2009

Never mind. I was using a crappy computer with a slow internet connection. That must've been it. --MaxPayne 01:38, 7 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Gorsh damnit, I tought I had it

I tought I had written a pretty good UnNews article but apparently it was too crappy to make it to the front page can you guys check it out and give me feedback on how to improve it please? It's called "UnNews:Congress bans all names with apostrophes" check ch-ch-check ch-check ch-check it out.

Actually, making the front page with UnNews has very little to do with quality of article. It has a lot MORE to do with the RecentUnNews template. We don't tell anyone where it is, so only the oldest writers have access to it. Wait, I just told all of you, didn't I? Also, sign your posts.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 18:13, 10 June 2009 (UTC)

I think what Bradaphraser means is, Template:RecentUnNews and template:tilde. One will bring you paradise; the other, damnation. MAKE YOUR CHOICE, HERO. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 18:53, Jun 10

[edit] New Image

Er, why is the image of the day so old? I mean, I saw it like 2 weeks ago.

--'Is that really what you wanted to say?' ... 'No :(' Azimuth 15:07, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

The today's image thingy is randomized, meaning that it just randomly picks one of the featured pics. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 15:10, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Texas

Hi, my english isn't so good so I am trying to express myself as good as possible. I'm a writer for the Dutch version of Uncyclopedia, Oncyclopedia, and I want to make an article about Texas. Now I seem to remember seIng a gif file on this site, on wich you can see 'a roling bal of hay in the desert', you know, too express that a place is deserted. But know, I can't find it anymore, so I need some Help, Geetings Jonas Oncyclopedia 20:52, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

I think you are looking for this? File:Long Tumbleweed.jpg It is called a tumbleweed. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 20:55, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

This one? --Kurraudo 20:56, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks a lot! Jonas Oncyclopedia 20:58, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

You're welcome :) --Kurraudo 21:01, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

[edit] main page shenanigans

lol. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:17, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

I don't even know what you're talking about. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:17, Jul 2

trousers --Charitwo^Talk 02:19, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit]

Today's feature is quite good.

You're not suited for, the rage of war, so pack up, go home; you're through. How could I...make a man... out of you? - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:24, Jul 2

I know Miss Manners, she's the leading sexiquette expert. Remember, we shall never talk about sex. But hey, we're all human and we wanna FUCK our brains out when we have the urge to. I mean, what kind of victorian-age frigid prude is she? I wanna fuck her so bad! +

I believe the correct term is sexpert. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 23:00, 03 Jul 2009

[edit] Hey...

When did we stop with the "featured One year ago today" thing?    Orian57    Talk   00:15 6 July 2009

it only appears if there was, in fact, a feature one year ago today. which there wasn't for some days due to alternate day featuring, lazy yet sexy admins, and the well-publicized humor shortage of July '08. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:07, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

So where is it today? It's been exactly 1 year since Insomnia was featured, I've been looking foreward to this for weeks and now it's not turned up! :(    Orian57    Talk   13:10 6 July 2009

hm i dunno. ask spang how the code works. it wasn't there yesterday, was it? Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:24, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

It wasn't no, and I don't remember last July being particularly slow last year, December was.    Orian57    Talk   13:26 6 July 2009

Apparently Template:FFA is stuck in June. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) KUN SotM UotM 13:39, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Should be fixed now. All apologies. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 21:40, 06 Jul 2009

[edit] "On this day..." messed up.

The 1888 entry for "On this day..." is missing a bracket (]) at the end of the entry after the word "Lying." If you could fix that, it'd be awesome. -- Interrupt feed 11:22, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

I'm pretty sure you could. You just need to find the template name in all that code. I'm not gonna do it. I don't care enough.    Orian57    Talk   11:33 7 July 2009

fix'd. thanks. Lance AdmiralGerrycheeversGunTalk 13:16, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

[edit] Can somebody fix the main page?

You may know the Brooke Shields article was featured Sept. 4. I mostly wrote it but that's not the point. Where it says "Recently featured" on the front page it's not even listed and hasn't been listed. Really I don't think any of the articles that were featured in the past few days are listed. Can somebody fix it? I promise if you post a note on my talk page that you fixed it, and you really did fix it, I'll give you a cookie! CUN Cpt.Brooke Shields Miley Spears (talk) 21:52, September 8, 2009 (UTC)