Good work. This section would have been better if you'd worked it with a french girl accent instead of a teen girl accent:
"At the ceremony, Curie made a rather confusing and rambling speech. Below is an extract:
...so we invented radium, anyway, and like, we don't think its very radiumactive. That means that the radium doesn't admit a lot of radium, you know, alpha radium and beta radium and gamma radium don't really come out of radium. But, like, I dunno. We might be wrong."
" ...and zen, we found zee radioom, she is very radiumacteev! She makes zee alpha and zee gamma rays!", etc, etc.