Talk:Mario

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Jesus says[edit]

This caption makes no sense without the picture of mario on a cross with the tagline "mario died for your sins" please put it back

Joel says[edit]

Mario is greater than man kind, man kind is greater than UR FACE.

Get with the program[edit]

Many Uncyclopedia users have worked hard to make this article funny! You messed it up you douche!

NO. Who the hell is posting true facts about Mario? Stop raping this article with your 'truth', and add some humor. And put some more pictures!

Seriously, who the fuck added an ACTUALL LIST OF MARIO GAMES?!?! This ain't the 'pedia for that! --4.246.138.240 09:16, 12 July 2006 (UTC)

She is FIXED

Quik Fix[edit]

So far I've fixed part of the article. From the beginning to the beggining of Special Cameo Appearences. --NESluver 20:36, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

Burn, Rape, Kill[edit]

I am under the impression that it may take a Golden Sun operation to make this article suitable ++for humanity and non-wiki breaking. Any objections, say "Mama mia!" or another horribly cliche catchphrase. --Ж Kalir yes, I play Pokémon 00:49, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Umm, that part of that "Adventure with Luigi" wasn't funny at all.

For crap's sake, stop adding your crappy images!!! At least make them funny!!![edit]

Seriously, there are heaps of bloody images everywhere, and more and more edits are being done to this Mario article by the day, if your going to edit this article, at least try and make your edit funny and only put in pictures if they are really funny.

Sorry for being an arse, but seriously there are WAAAAY too many pictures, keep editing, though, maybe this article could be a little better with some FUNNY stuff.

Oh, and another thing, some of the pictures are good, but maybe a few need to be removed, I mean too many pictures will make this page lag a bit, and that is pretty annoying. Just my opinion, of course, don't mind me.

Oh, if you want to post your opinion about this problem to me, go to my talk page, (I'm EvilCecil4th) and check out my discussion page, post your opinion on there and I'll respond.

If some of the images are really good, you could make a sub-page and add to that. Ж Kalir yes, I play Pokémon 20:07, 18 May 2007 (UTC)

I deleted two and added one. --[citations needed] 01:13, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

Pics: New and Old[edit]

I added a pic but its caption is lame. :u/ --[citations needed] 01:11, 26 May 2007 (UTC)


I just deleted some of the stupid pics along with the pic-removal tag. --[citations needed] 08:07, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

A video that may help[edit]

I think if you added this video next to the part where it says Mario is unstoppable, it'd help improve the page: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlLvfRZ0T68 , cause it shows someone OWNING Super Mario Bros. 3 in 11 minutes without getting hit once.

Communist Mario ADD THIS[edit]

I stumbled on a video pertraying Mario as a communist.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_xQ-ns5whw

That's there already, I think. In the original Flash format, I think. Ж Kalir yes, I play Pokémon 15:25, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Mario insn't communist[edit]

he is italian not russian and by the way STALIN CAN GO TO HELL!!!!!

Mario's secret mariage[edit]

15 years ago Mario was married to former actress and current secretary of state Beverly D'Angelo. After 3 years of blissful marriage it was discovered that Beverly D'Angelo was actually chinese and was found bootlegging Mario's experimental sitar tracks for his upcomming country/hip hop album "I roll down like Bart simpson socks". She was sentenced to 13 years of hard labor and battling the minotaur in Iowa's kinda-high-but-not-really-actually-the-door-is-unlocked-but-there's-a-brick-keeping-it-closed-but-not-to-trap-you-but-so-the-heat-stays-in mid level security labryith

--64.26.72.143 19:39, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Luigi[edit]

Why the Fuck was his Article deleted?