Talk:Me
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Everyone feel free to add their own. This isn't meant to be an entry about me specifically. --Spooner 01:39, 15 May 2005 (EDT) LIES! its meant to be about me specifically!--62.87.244.34 22:07, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC) In many cultures (mostly invented by myself) it's believed only one "me" exists; either "I" am the only person in the world and all others are either slaves or illusions, or there's just a single collective consciousness (disconnected as though it may be), or only "I" may know what the concept of "I" means and using words like "you" or "them" is completely pointless. -- IQ
Administrators, PLEASE remove the main page. It is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.
==Please bring back "Classmates. Do I care?" Great work.... there used to be a pic parodying that shitty classmates.com ad. Please bring that back
[edit] (BOISE REGIONAL SECONDPLACE CHAMPIONS 2005 WHOO!)
I laughed so hard at that line my sphincter almost fell off.--AmericanBastard 05:41, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Good work
I'm a sucker for stupid personal web page parodies. -- Hindleyite Converse • ?pedia 19:51, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
[edit] LMAO
Awesome. Totally, simply, fantastically awesome. Anton1234 02:02, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
[edit] Brilliant
This page is a fucking masterpiece.
[edit] Wrong gender?
Shouldn't this article have the pretend person being a guy? Some articles have sexist comments about having sex and dating women, so doesn't this make this pretend person gay? That also sounds wrong because the pretend person has made many gay jokes in articles. Cheddar Cheesia 21:34, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
No.. it's a female.. You're confusing yourself... User:Repku 05:51, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
[edit] What????
What??? I don't get it
Think anout it; Who uses the word "me" as the title to a webpage?
[edit] Reskin Idea
I think that if this article is featured, it should have a reskin to go along with it. -- 01:13, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
- We deffinatly need a reskin now. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 07:48, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
[edit] This means nothing!
This means nothing. it's kinda funny, i guess Paco 08:09, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Genius!
i love this page, i have seen so many personal web pages that look like the product of infinite monkeys, infinite type writers and about twenty seconds and this is the perfect parody *applause*cjicken --Lone Wolf 17:06, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
Could easily be a copy-and-paste job of at least 10,000 shitty pages. EamonnPKeane 21:30, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
[edit] From Pee Review
Completely rewrote this one as it was in category:rewrite. I really want this to be as annoying as possible -- scrolling text, some more garish colors, strings of animated .gifs, and so forth. Maybe a looping midi track in the background? And more senseless blathering -- preferrably with fucked-up undertones, as per the style of the current article.--Sultanofsurreal 02:33, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
I like this idea. A lot. I do think it needs a counter and a couple pieces of clip art. Also, personally, I think it should have a black BG, like so. - Lemon. 
23:09, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
I'd like a colored background, but maybe something more feminine... baby blue? I like the clipart idea... I'll add that when I have time. --Sultanofsurreal 09:07, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
I would also like a colored background. I'll try to add one. =) --
SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 14:42, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
Excellent. I peed in it a little. See what you think. - Lemon. 00:08, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
Loving the page so far. Think we can get it featured? In any case, I'd love to add this ad, but everytime I try, it displaces the text on the page. --Sultanofsurreal 05:35, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
I added a banner advert. I don't think displacing the text on the page is such a bad thing - this is a banner ad after all! If only there were some way for them to partially obscure text too...--Wyattj 17:45, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
I've just got to say this, no real constructive criticism, but this is so much better than what was there before :). I always thought of Me as one of those crappy articles whose only purpose was to be a blue link when you clicked on it, but now it's like... a real article. I can't even believe it. Good job! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 17:36, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
[edit] :D
It's a fucking masterpiece.
[edit] Awesome
Awesome, greatly takes the piss out of the people who actually make those sort of web pages. --Seeing with my feet 16:24, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Why is this page protected?
^^^**Ahem**^^^
- If it weren't I'd add some random picture (it could be any person or even this monkey for all I care) and have it captioned something like, "OMG!!1 AIN'T I THE HUTTEST THING OR WHUTT!!!11!!"
--[citations needed] 23:27, 26 May 2007 (UTC)--68.183.43.92 23:26, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Don't Take it the Wrong Way
WEBsite created by..............Dran and Samus Peach!!!
It's either by fate or coincidence.Or should that be switched around?
[edit] WTF??
who destroyed the page?? it used to be so much funnier!!!
[edit] The Smokydoggg Has Reviewed This Page
The Smokydoggg, bringer of all things vile, wicked, and ludicrous to the uncyclopedia has personally reviewed this page and has this to say:
"What the hell dude, i've even been here before and it says at the bottom "page created by the smokydoggg"... i'm doing shit I didn't even know I did!"--Smokydoggg 04:17, 26 August 2007 (UTC)
[edit] About this article.
The person who created this article and everyone that added on to it REALLY needs to read up on how to be funny and not retarded. Seriously, this is all crap. --Xaerun 09:11, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
- This article is a parody of stupid MySpace pages if you didn't get it. I think it does its job perfectly. Erratic Communist 20:51, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
this page contains the funniest used of the blink tag. hilarious!
[edit] The only good use...
This page is the only good use of that ridiculous "Dramatic" prairie dog. I swear, if i see one more mention of the beastly thing, I will lose all my faith in humanity. I mean it this time. --Lieutenant Fish 04:07, 17 April 2008 (UTC)
[edit] if there is anyone out there that actually acts like this
im going to come and punch you in the head. ,.-'*'-., ♫ ,.-'*'-., TALK TO ME IM LONELY ,.-'*'-., something ,.-'*'-., 02:27, 21 April 2008 (UTC)
I DONT GET IT SO GO AND
[edit] Redirection
"I" was recently deleted. Would there be any objections to redirecting it here? (I obviously mean to the Me article, not this talk page.) --Pentium5dot1 22:57, 31 May 2008 (UTC)
[edit] Rewrite it!!!
This page is not funny.
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| Sometimes the foundations are so rotten and bad that the only good and constructive action is demolishing everything and starting from scratch. In other words, rewrite this article. It's in such a bad state that you may ignore all of its current contents if you like.
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It needs it. You is much more hilarious. ∞∞Real Genius.∞∞
[edit] Suggestions
This article should be changed from being what it is now to being an opposite of You. (article called you) What I mean is that we should make the person of this article perfect in every way, and of course someone who could OWN You at Halo, and in every other way. The article as is now is an embarassment.
[edit] holy shit
this page caused me so much lag
[edit] A little misinformation
the article incorrectly states that the US is the greatest country on earth.
WRONG!
the country your thinking of is Australia.
Good day
[edit] HEY
HEY YOU.
YEAH, YOU. ME.
YOU'RE A BITCH.
76.180.7.207 01:01, 8 June 2009 (UTC)
- I don't get what the person above means, but this page is sort of funny.Can we add more random pics into it?E.G That Guy? -- 03:35, 11 June 2009 (UTC)
[edit] :o
I actually did thing it was about me. Should I see a doctor?
