Talk:School

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OK, some of this article is good, but most of it seems like random 12 year olds' rants about how school sucks.

I agree. Someone should clear out all the stuff that is nothing more than unfunny, obvious hyperbole. --Alksub 08:09, 10 December 2006 (UTC)
Done. Whee, I contributed! --Blakyoshi7 20:56, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Most of this stuff is pretty accurate. I don't know whether accurate comments belong on what is supposed to be a nonsense website. 206.251.8.169 09:33, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Cluttered again[edit]

A year later, the page sucks again. I'm not good at writing humour-but some of this is really nothing but rants. I'm going to make a very controversial edit, just go through and delete all the unfunny stuff (though I agree with a lot of the anti-school stuff, it's not funny and thus has no place here.) It's probably going to be a pretty drastic clean-up deleting whole paragraphs, so I'll post a diff later so you can restore any good stuff. I'll leave some of the mediocre stuff that can be improved upon, but rants are going straight out the window. Puchiko 18:20, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

So, I've spent some time just deleting the junk. The page has now shrunk to one third of its original size. Apart from deleting material, I also threw in a spell check (I'm no language genius so this is probably going to need another proof-reader) and did some wiki-linking.diff of all my actions
There's no point in denying the article still sucks. It needs somebody to make it flow, to stick the existing prose together, and write some funny pieces. I am completely unsuitable for this task, I can't write an anecdote.
I believe that improving this article should be a priority. Though I have no data available, I'd say that this is one of the most commonly visited articles on Uncyclopedia (due to the fact that our demographic is high schoolers). The first impression is often a lasting one, so this article should be as good as possible. Puchiko 21:39, 15 June 2008 (UTC)

New pics[edit]

Hey guys, I've just added some cool pics at chool(assault combat class), now help writing sth about them. Heil!-- Emperor Walter HumalaNazi Swastika.svg God save him!(God exists?) Crystal Clear app korganizer.png | wanna Talk? 04:35, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Dog meat[edit]

At the end of the letter grades section, there's a list of things that one could expect to find in the form of school lunch food. Someone should add dog meat to that list. PCHS-NJROTC 04:56, January 2, 2010 (UTC)