Talk:Swine Flu

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I commend you at least for your topicality ! --Romartus 21:31, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

Why thanks. Hey, someone was going to start it - I'm just glad it was me! :D By Mykell - Icons-flag-gb.png - Chat To Meh
It's pretty good so far! Though it could do with being less listy in the second half... Spang talk 21:18, 29 Apr 2009
I suppose, yeah. But the public are demanding lists - they say they're easier to add to! Damn them all! By Mykell - Icons-flag-gb.png - Chat To Meh
The public don't know what they want! Spang talk 22:20, 29 Apr 2009
Oh well, they're all going to die from swine flu anyway, so who cares? By Mykell - Icons-flag-gb.png - Chat To Meh

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!Why does that quote sound like an overdramatic, high teenage girl with ADHD for some reason?--Bad Shroom 21:20, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

The public knows what it wants.And the American public group of ages 7-56 usually wants gore, violence, porn, and randomness.Who wants to save 15% on car insurance?--Bad Shroom 22:22, 29 April 2009 (UTC)

Please Guys...[edit]

If you're going to vandalise my article, at least be original and funny! Copying large chunks of '28 Days Later' plot isn't the most original idea. :-p By Mykell - Icons-flag-gb.png - Chat To Meh

Also, please leave the quotes alone - there's plenty there for now. Add some non-list content or something! :-D By Mykell - Icons-flag-gb.png - Chat To Meh

Hey, would it be a good idea to change the title of the article to Pig AIDS?--Clensedsource 17:38, 2 June 2009 (UTC)

No, but maybe a redirect... By Mykell - Icons-flag-gb.png - Chat To Meh

Hire a Hungry Wolf[edit]

It's an emergency! please hire a hungry wolf from the Three Little Pigs! 70.45.182.188 18:20, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Oh Dear Lord[edit]

OK, the quote situation has just become out of hand now. There's got to be what, 40 quotes at the top of the page? It's ridiculous. The quotes were funny at first, because there was the joke that everyone was saying we're all going to die, but now there's just a constant stream of miscellaneous ones being tacked on that aren't even remotely funny and are just making the article look ugly. For the love of God, stop adding quotes and start adding some actual content SOMEWHERE ELSE. We only need about 15 quotes at the most. If you can't think of anything to add beside some random quote from George Bush or whatever, then DON'T ADD IT, because it's NOT FUNNY. Add something to the actual bulk of the article, in the opening paragraph or history section or maybe a new one. Another quote shoved on the end is just going to make it worse. There are way too many already and we need to get rid of some, just to make the article bearable to look at. --Atomik Spongeface 17:39, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

I think removing them ALL without exception was a bit too far however... <_< 24.128.154.161 01:26, 13 May 2009 (UTC)
Perhaps, but that wasn't me. --Atomik Spongeface 15:34, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh My God...[edit]

I spawned a monster! :-p By Mykell - Icons-flag-gb.png - Chat To Meh

Flu updates[edit]

Mongolian update[edit]

[[1]] Mongolia quarantines some tourists come swine flu suspects.--86.29.246.103 (talk) 18:16, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

A resent Chinese border casese. [[2]]. --86.29.246.103 (talk) 18:16, 13 June 2009 (UTC)

General info- [[3]].--86.29.244.29 (talk) 15:52, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

First UK death[edit]

One person has now died in the UK from the virus, here:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/8099832.stm

(86.169.213.127 (talk) 00:44, 15 June 2009 (UTC))

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/swine-flu/5535075/First-UK-swine-flu-death-confirmed-in-Scotland.html).--86.25.54.17 (talk) 01:42, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Beloruss update[edit]

The victim was an ex-pat living in Italy [[4]].--86.25.54.17 (talk) 01:42, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Nigerian update[edit]

It's not in Nigeria yet [[5]].--86.25.54.17 (talk) 01:52, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

New Zealand Confirmed Cases Reaches 86[edit]

New Zealand Now Reaches 86 Confirmed cases this should be updated to 86 cases now. Source: http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/health/2499956/Confirmed-swine-flu-cases-has-reached-86

203.167.220.153 (talk) 05:35, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

Samoa update[edit]

A person is now ill with it in Samoa now [6]!--86.25.54.199 (talk) 19:21, 16 June 2009 (UTC)

David Cappella[edit]

David Capella saw his pigs flying too the chemists with crimson wings over Chester last night and went bald with fright! I heard he had fed them to much Red bull energy drink in there watter supply and gave them wings on the 4th of July, 2009! --213.232.79.139 09:23, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Chime?--86.25.0.238 09:14, 21 June 2009 (UTC)

I don't get it. Obsessive Perfectionism 04:37, November 17, 2009 (UTC)

Direction[edit]

This article isn't too shabby. It still needs a lot of work, particularly with the long lists, but I see much potential. However, it seems like the page can't decide what swine flu is. Is it an uber-deadly pandemic that has spread everywhere and is going to KILL US ALL!!!11, or does it turn one into a pig(as indicated by the pictures)? I think that the killer virus spin could be a hilarious way to satirize last year's panic. I'd love to see a well-written, pseudo-serious article about that. I'd hate to get rid of the endearingly silly other side, though. Perhaps we could split this into two articles? On a different note, I've heard that the panic over H1N1 is dying down. People are becoming downright apathetic. Maybe we could put some of that into the silly article? Obsessive Perfectionism 01:27, October 2, 2009 (UTC)