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I'll have you know that occasionally, (and i'm speaking from a personal expierience here), a trumpet section will band together and unite against other rival ensembles. Amongst themeselves they still bicker and argue, but according to the rest of the band they all live in a similar blissful unreality that has them stomping all over the woodwinds. Because woodwinds are pointless. (QUOTE: From our 1st trumpet player :ENDQUOTE)