Talk:United Arab Emirates

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you should also write how dubai's national business is whore houses in deira

Or… not. — Lenoxus 01:51, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

You morons need to stop watching your 300 dirhams a night whores and makes this page funny, not a whining ground for people you dont like. Bloody hashkals.

good..but can improve on a lot of aspects[edit]

like the guy above me mentioned abt the whores in al-riqqa and in bur dubai, you can also add the labour problems, coupled with their shit desire to create a middle eastern 'Monte Carlo'. and the traffic problems..yeah!

-- 02:39, 24 October 2008 (UTC)I think that you can bring more on this article: 1-Traffic:how to pass 5 kilometers in 53 minutes??(velocity-time-speed law)

         How radars are installed(between each 2 radars there are 3 radars all within 3 km's long!
         The stupid fining system(800 AED for speeding above limit)..blood suckers,aren't they?
         The one and only country in the world that the left lane is the slowest.(thanks for assholes)

2-Labours:how to pack 25 person in 4x4 room(mathematically impossible,even if they are standing)

         500 AED as monthly salary is enough for them to survive(Mathematically possible,but human wise it's insane)
         -- 02:39, 24 October 2008 (UTC)

Why change the google satellite image ?[edit]

I feel the old image was funny!


Why won't edits save?


This page is terrible. I don't have time to fix it, though, so I'll stick a rewrite temp. on it. --—Mazaka (talk) 01:43, 25 August 2009 (UTC)


YOOOOOOOOOO!!! ITS REALLY GOOD INNIT!? I mean, really better. Yeas, the last one was REALLY BAD.--Dah Dope Boyz' 10:49, March 12, 2010 (UTC)

The pictures make it look like a Wikipedia article. Even though the information is improved(which still needs alot improving), the pictures didn't. Most of the information written is meaningless, it would be much improved if certain aspects of the UAE is talked about instead of meaningless text. BushTheAss 18:28, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

 :''''((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((--Dah Dope Boyz' 03:17, March 15, 2010 (UTC) ok. Plz pee it I never mind if its all 1 or 2, coz i know its still better than the last version which made me sick--Dah Dope Boyz' 03:17, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

YOOOOOOOOOO BUSHTHEASS!!! NOW ITS REALLY GOOD INNIT!? I mean, really better. Yeas, the last one has too many redundant.--Dah Dope Boyz' 03:42, March 15, 2010 (UTC)

Good job, it's much better now. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 00:46, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

Pee Review results[edit]

It wasnt pee but it was some dungs.

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Final Score: 22.25 First, you should focus your article on a few major themes to satirize on. You had too many ideas going on, and you couldn't juggle them all properly. You should fix the grammatical errors, improve on the good things you had in the article (the images, the satirizing UAE's culture, etc.) and put on some elbow grease. If you want this article in tip-top shape, you would better be willing to devote some time, KID! Unless of course you have stuff to do. Please read HTBFANJS; I read it, and it was a big help. This is my first review, so I haven't refined my reviewing skills yet.
Reviewer: --M'su Carencro (Talk) 05:47, March 15, 2010 (UTC) Feel free to send me death threats and pizza to my talk page.