John Cena a virgin?
Actually--this surprises even me--John Cena is no virgin. Yes folks, it's true, Cena HAS lost his virginity...but to WHO, you might ask? Well, Cena said in an interview on--I think it was the 'Howard Stern' show, something like that...whatever--he once had sex with 240 lb. chic. Oh it's true. It's damn true. And now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some vomiting to do...sick, Cena, sick! But I guess it's not bad, considering it's John Cena, the ugly gay-ass bastard. Actually, 240 lbs. isnt bad at all...--Cuke monster 07:04, 10 March 2007 (UTC)
Do we really need ANOTHER Chuck Norris reference? REALLY? 22.214.171.124 23:28, 24 May 2006 (UTC)
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