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John Cena a virgin?[edit]

Actually--this surprises even me--John Cena is no virgin. Yes folks, it's true, Cena HAS lost his virginity...but to WHO, you might ask? Well, Cena said in an interview on--I think it was the 'Howard Stern' show, something like that...whatever--he once had sex with 240 lb. chic. Oh it's true. It's damn true. And now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some vomiting to do...sick, Cena, sick! But I guess it's not bad, considering it's John Cena, the ugly gay-ass bastard. Actually, 240 lbs. isnt bad at all...--Cuke monster 07:04, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Do we really need ANOTHER Chuck Norris reference? REALLY? 23:28, 24 May 2006 (UTC)

Benson Edit[edit]

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Premier Tom Mayfair 10:03, 8 October 2006 (UTC)


What the fuck is up with this article? Make it sexy!!! It's not hot enough!!! The preceding unsigned comment was added by DJ Mixerr (talk • contribs)