Tar
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Tar is the congealed waste product of individuals of African descent (Slavricans). Many believe it has the ability to cure cancer if refined in the correct manor. However containment of this product outside the body of the Slavrican proves most difficult, often resulting in the death of all those within a 50 mile radius, similar to the effects of a roundhouse kick delivered by the man himself, Chuck Norris.
[edit] Early history
Tar was first discovered in 1994 by Michael Barrymore who, while taking a leisurely stroll around his pool, observed a Slavrican that had soiled himself post mortem during the night. He observed a strange black substance building up on the surface of the water. Upon further highly scientific analysis he discovered that it was the removal of impurities by chlorine that caused the appearance of this potentially life-saving and highly dangerous compound. Unfortunately for Barrymore, when going public with his discovery local law enforcement officials started asking questions, lots of questions. Within hours of the initial question being asked: "Sir, what was that corpse doing in your pool in the first place?" Barrymore caved under the pressure and reveled his somewhat crazed person life. "I just killed one then I got a taste for it!". Barrymore's incarceration lead to the collapse of his awesomely cool game show Strike it rich(AKA Strike it lucky, AKA Strike him, then put him in the pool to make it look like an accident, no one will know I swear, man I’m wasted on all this cheap coke I got....)
Barrymore now enjoys three square meals a day, all the male attention he can stand, and a roof over his head.
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