Tchernobog

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Tchernobog is your only lord and master. Tchernobog is the king of metal, and the god of the undead. He is a Sagitarrus, a calligraphy enthuiast, and enjoys long walks on the beach and torturing nonbelievers for eternity. As soon as you pop that new Iron Maiden album into your stereo, Tchernobog will, for all practical applications, own your soul. He invented throwing up the horns, and he coined the phrase Guitar Duel. Speaking of which, Tchernobog also entered a guitar duel with Caleb. Supposedly, Caleb won. But people only beleive that if they are retarded.

All hail the dark lord Tchernobog!

He will eventually own your soul, so give up now. Unless you're a pussy. Are you a pussy? Because if you are, Tchernobog is gonna be pissed. He will kick your fucking ass. Bitch.

Where Tchernobog Lives[edit]

Tchernobog lives in the fire swamps of Gal-Sa'toth.