Techno Jesus
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Techno Jesus, or 'DJ Techhy J' is the unofficial son of the lord Jesus Christ, it is believed Jesus gave birth to Techno Jesus whilst fighting in Middle Earth late last October. Techno Jesus can be mainly seen wearing a white cloak with a pointed hood, and is not to be confused with the friendly communial group, the KKK (Kidz Kandy Klub). Techno Jesus was born 200 years Before Christ, and died at the age of 27. Last week on the BBC news, Techno Jesus announced he likes to 'MASH IT UP' of a Friday night, in local dance club 'Sluts n' Shots'.
[edit] Techno Jesus's Musical Venture
Techno Jesus once had a short-lived pop career under the name of 'DJ Techhy J', this venture out from his normal religious doings went down the shitter immediatley. Hits singles include, 'Crucify This', 'I'll Pop a Cap in Them Roman's Ass', 'Jew Jew Dance Dance', and 'Help! My Wife's a Fucking Muslim!'. All these 'gems' can be found on his full-length LP, Fuck the Bible, listen to this!.
After loosing 20 pence on the slot machines on a family trip to Blackpool in 2004, Techno Jesus knew he had to call it a day with his musical career.
[edit] The DownFall
Unfortunately, Techno Jesus could no longer comepete with the likes of Tom Jones and Elton John, so he turned to drugs, and preached about them in TV adverts. His most infamous TV drugs ad, was where he took LSD, nailed himself to a cross, then told the world is was fun.
