Teenage Mutant Ninja Jesus

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[edit] Teenage Mutant Ninja Jesus

"What the hell? Chris Graveline

I dunno, does he throw crosses at you? Dennis Evangelista

He was born of a virgin father named Josplinter. Teenage Mutant Ninja Jesus wanders in the sewers of Jerusalem, helping those in need. He has a vast arsenal of weapons and is an super hero. Some of his arch nemesis include Teenage Mutant Ninja Satan, and Christopher Graveline. In one instant, Christopher Graveline and Teenage Mutant Ninja Satan teamed up to try and take down Teenage Mutant Ninja Jesus by nailing to a lowercase T, but were severely injured by his Teenage Mutant Ninja Bible Gun.

Today, Teenage Mutant Ninja Jesus can be reached at this address:

"122 Sewers, Jerusalem Drive, Whyareyoustillreadingthis"

Go Teenage Mutant Ninja Jesus, Go!