Teletubbies
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| Date of birth: | 1947 | |
| Place of birth: | Hell | |
| Nationality: | Pure Evil | |
| Known for | raping kids | |
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| Occupation | enslavement | |
| Children | are slaves to them | |
| weight | three oz | |
| height | five inches | |
| diet | everything | |
“Say, hell-LO!”
~ Narrator on The Teletubbies
“Tell whoever you want, as long as you don't Teletubby”
~ Your Mom on Teletubbies
“The Teletubbies inspire people!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Teletubbies
“The Teletubbies are so gay”
~ Captain Obvious on Teletubbies
“Keep away from my children”
~ Angry Parent on The Teletubbies
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The Teletubbies, also known as the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse (and "Satan's Little Cousins" to their frustrated rivals), are a group of gay pedophiles aimed to destroy kids' minds, via teaching them that homosexuality is acceptable. They steal little kids when they're asleep. I know. They once obduced me in my sleep more than 10 years ago. Fortunately it was just a dream.
They led Notre Dame to two football National Championships between 1920 and 1924. The four were all dominant figures in their respective positions in the back-field, crushing each opponent mightily. After the perfect 1924 season, they became legends not only of Notre Dame, but of the entire United States. Notre Dame had lost only two games combined in the 1922 and 1923 seasons. Both loses came against the Nebraska Cornhuskers in Lincoln before packed houses. Not just that, but they are ALWAYS gay. They have admitted this on YouTube[1].They are also racist. [2]
[edit] Summery
The show is basically a big gay acid tripe that will have crooks begging for mercy after about two seconds.
[edit] Origins
The idea for Teletubbies originated in the Television-Handed Goddess in Amos Tutuola's "My Life in the Bush of Ghosts". In that curiously-written novel, the Goddess helps the main character, who had lived in the titular bush since inadvertently entering it at the ripe age of seven, return to his home town after 25 years.
Teletubbies were originally discovered by Stephen Hawking half way there from and half way back from the moon. Teletubbies are multicoloured in origin and have large television aerials attached to their heads as to pick up cable TV broadcasts. They can not, however receive satellite signals. These broadcasts often contain young children much to the pleasure of non paedophiles and the BBC who made a mint from showing these children. This mint however is not the edible kind such as Polo or Extra Strong mints but of the money variety. Teletubbies also have wide screen high definition television sets complete with Dolby digital 7.1 surround sound installed. Just in case you were wondering, the sub woofer was installed in the anus.
[edit] Characters
These are the characters from the show. Most of them have started controversies because of there behavers.[3] They have many nicknames, and have changed their names to STINKY-WINKY, DIPSTICK, LARGE-BRA, and POO!
[edit] Tinky "Winky" Stuhldreher
Tinky Winky was the quarterback of the team. He is the leader of the gang and thinks up all their murderess scams. He led the nation in passing all four years that he started. He threw a record 135 career touchdowns, earning him a Purple Heart (later rescinded after discovering that he was not actually in Los Angeles for his alleged 5-touchdown performance against UCLA). Stuhldreher, a 5-7, 151-pounder from Massillon, Ohio, was a self-assured leader who not only could throw accurately but also returned punts and proved a solid blocker. He emerged as the starting signal caller four games into his sophomore season in 1922. He was often labeled cocky, feisty and ambitious, but his field generalship was unmatched. Purple was Stuhldreher's favorite colour and he wore purple shorts under his uniform for all 40 games he started. He often appeared in public with a cow-pattern bag filled with junk. This made the public suspect an alternative lifestyle, which led to him falling into a state of psychosis in which after he graduated he ran around aimlessly, often exclaiming "There's a frickin' baby in the sun!!!". During one game, Tinky Winky was suspended for yelling "I got a gun! I got a gun!" However, Winky claimed that he actually said "I gotta have fun, I gotta have fun." Stuhldreher was the head football coach for 11 years at Villanova, then became athletic director and football coach at Wisconsin. Winky died in 1965, at the age of 63, after overdosing on marshmallow peeps and then getting shot by Barney outside a women's underwear store.
[edit] Elmer "Dipsy" Layden
Dipsy, called "Tipsy" for how he made defenders feel after a crushing block, was the fullback who led the way on many option plays to touchdowns. Also known as Dipshit, he is a VERY, VERY, VERY retarded green alien who is a part of this evil organization. He fucks Laa-Laa with his antler! He also has killed the most when he was on the spree. The fastest of the quartet, he became the Irish defensive star with his timely interceptions and also handled the punting chores. The 6-foot, 162-pounder from Davenport, Iowa boasted 4-second speed in the 40-yard dash. He didn't carry the ball often, but rather preferred the violence of blocking. He critically injured a record 15 people against Syracuse (charges were dropped). Fond of rabbits, he often became distracted at practices when he began chasing rabbits that often infested the field randomly. Layden coached at his alma mater for seven years and compiled a 48-14-1 record. He also served as athletic director at Notre Dame. After a business career in Chicago, Layden died in 1973 at the age of 70 from a combination of stupidity and AIDS. It was later found out he contracted the disease from the friggen baby in the sun. He is named "Dipsy" because his horn resembles a dipstick, and likes his black and white furry top hat,which he once lost. Laa-Laa found it, but instead of simply returning Dipsy's hat to the stricken Dipsy, she ran around it for about ten minutes shouting "Dipsy Hat! Dipsy Hat!".He is the most stubbon of the Teletubbies, and will sometimes refuse to go along with the other Teletubbies' group opinion. His face is also notably darker than the rest of the Teletubbies, which is why he is racist. [4] He is also often thought to represent African-Americans and therefore is a racial stereotype. The creators have atmited that he is Black.[5] Flipsy mysteriously disappered after being accused of murdering Tinky Winky.[6]
[edit] Jim "Laa-Laa" Crowley
Crowley, who came to Notre Dame in 1921 from Green Bay, Wisconsin, stood 5-11 and weighed 162 pounds. He is yellow, has a curly antenna, and is concerned with the welfare of all. He is the coolest of the Teletubbies, and the best singer of all the Teletubbies [7] as well as the best dancer of the Teletubbies [8], and is a "Drama queen". His favorite thing is a Wrestling Ring, which is almost as big as he is. He then runs out of money and is arrested for being a hooker. Known as "Laa-Laa" for his tendency to hum spunky tunes in the huddle as well as his girliness, great singing ablities, and tendensy to go into Laa-Laa land, Crowley outmaneuvered many a defender with her clever, shifty ballcarrying. He was the halfback who split time with Po. Oftentimes, all four horsemen were on the same field for the T-bone formation, but usually it was Crowley who got the call on these plays. Compiling 1,000 yards for all four seasons, Crowley was coveted by NFL teams for his speed and versatility. In a stunning move, though, Crowley jumped the NFL in favour for culinary school. He became a successful chef at Chez Chas, but after being caught in a torrid affair with Chas, he was shamed to become the cook at Al's Slop Bucket, a diner on the outskirts of Memphis, Tennessee. It was there that he created the "Tubbie Pancakes", which he named after his pals at Notre Dame. Crowley started as an assistant coach at Georgia. He quickly moved to head coaching positions at Michigan State and Fordham where his famed line, "The Seven Blocks of Granite", included Vince Lombardi. He is often thought to represent Caucasians because of him being the "whitest" and not treating Dipsy fairly. His Fordham teams played in the Cotton Bowl and Sugar Bowl. His overall record was 83-26. He later entered business in Scranton, Pa. Tragically, Laa-Laa died in 1986 at the age of 83 from the friggin baby sun.
[edit] Don "Po" Miller
Po is the fourth and last Teletubby. He is a stupid alien that makes part of this evil organization. Satoru Iwata is fanatic for this guy (Shigeru Miyamoto says that Iwata has action figures, posters, VHS's and DVD's about Po and even has a Fanclub for her). He has her own game: The Stupid Adventures of Po. In this game, he kills himself, but is revived by Pong, however, he kills himself and Pong again. He is red, has an antenna that is shaped like a stick used for blowing soap bubbles, is the smallest of the Teletubbies (possibly the youngest), and is most often the one who always gets into trouble. He also says the word "Eh-oh" (hello), a word used by all of Teletubbies, and is cubby and cute. His favorite object is his red scooter, which he calls "scoota" (he also calls it "Po 'cooter!", or just "cooter"). Po often wants attention and can sometimes be mischievous and naughty when she disobeys the commands of the "voice trumpets". She is the only bilingual Teletubby, speaking English (the broadcasting country's language) and Cantonese, is a problem solver and "spider-fighter", and is a Tomboy type. Of all the Teletubbies, Po usually becomes most involved with the audience. He loves both attention and her curly red circular antenna on her head. In the Teletubbies' house, he sleeps at the side of all the other Teletubbies and sometimes eats Tubby Toast while the others are sleeping. Po is voiced by Pui Fan Lee, which is why he can speak in dual languages. Po was called such because he was so kind that people said he was "practically half-pope". Somebody very clever then called him Po. Miller, a native of Defiance, Ohio, followed his three brothers to Notre Dame. At 5'11", 160 pounds, Miller proved to be the team's breakaway threat. Miller often caught passes out of the back-field, which made him ahead of his time (seeing that the forward pass was not yet legal). Referees did not care, however, because often they had money on the game in favor of Notre Dame. Unfortunately, right before the 1924 season he came down with a bad disease. He developed television-stomatitis - a condition which frequently causes large magnets to be deadly. Knowing this vital weakness, USC magnetised their stadium in Po's last game. Although Notre Dame still won, less than a week later, Po fell ill and slipped into a coma which lasted 7 days. Miller left coaching after four years at Georgia Tech and began practicing law in Cleveland. He was appointed U.S. District Attorney for Northern Ohio by President Franklin Roosevelt. Miller died in 1979 at the age of 77. A girl's talking Po doll was thought to be saying "faggot faggot, faggot faggot, faggot faggot, bite my butt!", as well as "fatty, fatty". (Supporters of the interpretation that Tinky Winky is gay may take this as evidence.) The toy was recalled and it was revealed to have said "fidit, fidit," inspired by the Cantonese for "faster, faster." [9] He has been stated by the show's creators to be a lesbian.
[edit] The Stupid Adventures of Po
The Stupid Adventures of Po is a shame for the Nintendo Game Square starring Po. In the game, Po wakes up one day and notices that the Teletubbies were kidnapped by Satoru Iwata, so he decides to kill everyone until he finds the others.
[edit] Worlds
[edit] Criticism
- Many criticized the game because there was too many nincompoopness such as Po coming back and forth from his house and not recognizing it.
- There was too much blood, note that: in every frame of the game there's blood.
- Po is so stupid that after beating the last boss she looked in a mirror in the boss room, thought that she was another boss and killed himself.
[edit] Morals
- Po is stupid
- Never try to be Po
- Never play this game
- Never talk to strangers
[edit] Noo-Noo
Noo Noo is the resident Hoover in Teletubies and is responsible for cleaning up the Custard that the teletubies leave behind. By nature, Teletubies are very messy creatures and that's why they need a glorified autonomous hoover to follow them around all day. On another note, eating pink custard all day is aparently a good example for children. However when the Teletubbies turn evil he must track them down and kill them, one by one. He is thought to be the "adult" of the show and like Spongebob of Spongebob Squarepants is thought to be asexual.
[edit] The Great Black Teletubby
Little is known of the great black Teletubby, this is largely because, being the only sane Teletubby, he was largely ignored by the other Teletubbies until quite recently. Directly following The Great Teletubby War, he returned to his hometown of Saint Paul, Minnesota, where he started a comedy club with the money he had left. His current whereabouts are unknown. The last sighting of him was in Los Angeles, when he warned children of the danger's of the other Teletubbies at the local elementary schools, although the sources to validate such a sighting are somewhat questionable.
[edit] The Teletubbies and their instruments
- Tinky Winky: sexaphone, mute, bassoon, clarinet, piccolo, oboe, recorder, English horn, and contrabassoon
- Dipsy: trumpet, French horn, trombone, tuba, cornet, sousaphone, and euphonium
- Laa-Laa: xylophone, triangle, bass drum, snare drum, cymbals, timpani, castanets, maracas, tambourine, and glockenspiel
- Po: harp, violin, viola, cello, double bass, rock guitar, banjo, and mandolin
[edit] Controversies
The Teletubbies say the "Eh-oh" (hello). "Eh-oh" is another word for Satan[10]Also,people have said that Teletubbies is uneducational [11]. The creators have stated their opinons on the matter.[12] Another wide-ranging controversy is about the alleged gender confusion caused by two of the characters having homosexual traits: one of the male characters have female traits, and one of the female characters have male traits. At least one young children's teacher in Brazil conduced experiments involving children's reaction to some episodes, and found they experienced problems with the gender roles of the characters and their own identification with them. Some parents as a result have forbidden their children watching the program, and others do allow but with direct supervision to ensure the children identify only with the "straight" characters.[13]
The Teletubbies have also been criticized for promoting racism. Here is why: Dipsy shows many black overtones at times and is always picked on by the other characters. This is thought by many to be hinted racism just like the character of Tinky Winky is thought to be a hinted symbol of homosexuality. In Decmeber 2006 the NACCP president requested that the show be pulled from ever again being shown on public television for "espousing the white homosexual supremacist movement". The Organization of Asian-Americans echoed the call for the show's pulling because of the racial sterotypes of the charcter Po.Laa-Laa is thought to represent "whites" and is often criticized for being racist to the charcters Dipsy (African-American) and Po (Asian), and is also more friendly to the character Tinky Winky (homosexual) suggesting that the writers of the show want to "brainwash" the show's predomiatly white audinence of 2-5 year-olds into being racist to Afrcan-Americans and Asians as an adult but supporting the gay rights movement. In a 2005 study by several unnamed universities under the banner of Orginaztion for the study of the impact of PBS (OSIPBS) released their findings showing that 78% of children 2-5 years old identified Laa-Laa as their favorite character. This is exacly in line with the allegedbeliefs of the shows writers.Po is also thought to represent Asians, criticized for the same reasons as Dipsy.
[edit] The Great Teletubby Massacre
The Great Tubby Massacre (also called the Massacre of the Squishy Clan) occurred over the hills and far away, destroyed by the Remote Control Clan. That time, nuclear bombs were not invented, and this was how everything happened. Actually, only the Squishy Family was killed and nobody else, however, the official name is still that. The Squishy Family and the Remote Control clan were on a strong alliance when Grandfatherofpoo Squishy was in charge of the Squishy family. They were happy as Grandfatherofpoo had always given the Remote Controls delicious Tubby Custard while the Remote Control Clan had always been helping to keep the huge family under control using their remote controls. However, when Fatherofpoo Squishy took charge, things took a change. Fatherofpoo was stingy and refused to give the Remote Control Clan enough Tubby Custard for them to refill their batteries. Thus, the Remote Control Clan began to make a fuss and protest, finally resorting to the destruction of the Squishy Clan. The Squishy Clan massacre took three days and three nights, as there were just too many tellytubbies and too many remote controls. However, Poo Squishy was spared as there was no "self-destruct" button on his remote control, and the "Blow Up" button on his remote control was coated in Mars-Bars' blood (a.k.a. chocolate). Thus, Poo Squishy escaped on that very night, vowing to destroy Uchiha Sasuke, the heiress of the Remote Control Clan and thus destroying the Clan once and for all. Poo Squishy was last sighted at a plastic surgery centre and was never seen once more after than.
[edit] Members of the Squishy Family
Poo Squishy, aged 37, is the youngest daughter of Fatherofpoo and Motherofpoo. She was the sole survivor of the Great Tellytubby Massacre, who was last seen undergoing plastic surgery.
Fatherofpoo Squishy, aged 127, is the father of Stinky-Winky, Dipstick, Mars-Bars and Poo.
Motherofpoo Squishy, aged 2, is the mother of Stinky-winky, Dipstick, Mars-Bars and Poo.
Stinky-Winky Squishy, aged 198, is the eldest son of Fatherofpoo Squishy, who worked as a garbage collector. He was known to have a relationship with Barney, Elmo, Poo, Uchiha Sasuke and Motherofpoo.
Dipstick Squishy, aged 7, is the second eldest son of Fatherofpoo Squishy. He was this lazy slut who failed to find the meaning why Elmo just had to have crayons.
Mars-Bars Squishy, aged 1789, was the eldest daughter and third child of Fatherofpoo and Motherofpoo Squishy. She was Poo's best friend ever since young, and died of heart disease in the Great Tubby Massacre. However, Poo still sees Mars-Bars in her dreams, promising her that once she had finished with her plastic surgery, she would go gallivanting in the Camp of the Remote Controls and slay the heiress of the Remote Control Clan, Uchiha Sasuke.
[edit] Members of the Remote Control Clan
Uchiha Sasuke Remote Control, the chickenhead transsexual who is labelled as an heiress instead of a heir because of his demands. He has a dream to eat sausages cooked by his cousin, Orochimaru Remote Control.
[edit] The Great Teletubby War
[edit] The Legend
While it's been over 80 years since the quartet played college football, their legend lives on. There may be no more recognizable nickname in all of sports than the one Rice bestowed upon the four players. That was underscored in 1998 when the USPS honored the Four Horsemen with their own stamp as part of 15 commemorative postage stamps saluting "The Roaring Twenties." Unfortunately, their planet was blown up by the Death Star.However the legend of the Teletubbies will live on forever in the form of their PBS show, which chronicles the life and times of these horsemen.
[edit] In popular culture
- Several episodes of The Simpsons contain references to the Teletubbies. Notable episodes include "Days of Wine and D'oh'ses" where a character called Gaa Gaa says "hurt everyone" which goes unnoticed because of the character's "cute name", and "Blame It on Lisa" in which Bart watches a Brazilian children's learning show called "Teleboobies" which has a different premise but the title is an obvious pun. In "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder", Homer dresses up as a Teletubby to entertain Maggie. His line, "...and I'm all man, in case you heard otherwise" is a reference to the Tinky Winky controversy. In "Missionary: Impossible", several PBS mainstays chase Homer for reneging on a pledge to donate money to public television. The crowd includes the Teletubbies whose headgear shoots laser bursts. On another occasion, the Teletubbies make what the announcer calls "their first live appearance since Tinky Winky was acquitted of manslaughter". Character Milhouse Van Houten is apparently a closet fan, as evidenced by his undergarments and his private TV viewing. Also on "Wild Barts Can't Be Broken", Milhouse has Dipsy and Tinky Winky briefs.
- In an episode of South Park called "Ike's Wee Wee", Mr. Garrison is watching the Teletubbies at home while stoned!LOL!
- The Australian sketch show Full Frontal included many sketches featuring "Telestubbies" named Drinky-Drinky,Tipsy, Blah-Blah, and Paro. These four Teletubby look-alikes, emblazoned with Australian beer labels and with beer taps on their heads, would wander around aimlessly committing crimes.
- The New Zealand show Mai Time had a sketch entitled "Smellie Grubbies", the characters names being Stinky Winky(Wairua Rutene), Dipstick (James Sutherland), Mars Bar(Jordan Sutherland) and Poo(John Bright)!LOL!
- In an episode of Grounded for Life, Claudia thought that Jimmy was high on drugs because he was laughing while watching Teletubbies. Eddie then asked Jimmy why he was laughing. Jimmy responded "Oh. Po tripped over Laa-laa and fell in the flower bed." Eddie then explained it to Claudia.
- In an episode of Arthur, Buster claims Muffy as "the fifth Teletubby" in "The Contest", the first segment of "The Contest/Prove It". There also seems to be at least three Teletubbies equivalents in the series, known as "Love Ducks", "Vidiboobies", and "Silly Squirrels".
- An episode of the TV sketch show Harry Enfield and Chums featured a "Telecockneys" sketch based on four Cockney characters Lovely Jubbly, Geezer, Beer Gut and Boff (together with the "Loo Loo") in a pub.
- In an episode of the British cartoon sketch show 2DTV, "The Talibannies" are featured, one of them being "Bin-LaLa", referencing the Taliban and Bin Laden.
- In the webstrip Sluggy Freelance dated 9 March 199, the characters Torg and Riff discuss the fact that "Drinky Winky" from the "Teletubbles" is "an abusive drunk because of the bottle of booze he carries", says Torg reading from a newspaper. Riff counters saying "That's not a bottle of booze! It's his magic bottle that makes his problems go away! (...) never mind." Torg goes on reading, "The abusive side of Drinky Winky is demonstrated by..." to which Riff argues "Tipsy and Hoe had it coming!"
- In The Amazing Adrenalini Brothers, the "Rendoosian" word for "television" is "Telebooby", which sounds like "Teletubby".
- In 1998, Tom Fulp of Newgrounds created a spoof of Teletubbies called "Teletubby Fun Land"[14]" which resulted in a law suit from the BBC[15]. This resulted in a boost of notoriety and media exposure,and the video was renamed "Tellybubby Fun Land".
- In an episode of the HBO prison series Oz an allusion to a "Twinky Dink" is mentioned in conjunction with the comments made by evangelist Jerry Falwell's "outing" of Tinky Winky.
- In an episode of The Fairly OddParents, when Timmy was trapped by his "imaginary" friend from preschool revived into real life, the "Teebietubbies" were ordered to attack him.
- In an episode of Kim Possible where a few characters are sent into television programmes, one of the channels shown features Teletubby-like creatures. An enormous one called Mr Sit-Down stomps on various villains over the course of the show by sitting on them.
- In the Robot Chicken episode "Junk in the Trunk", there is a segment in which Po is shown smoking!LOL!
- In an episode of Whose Line is it Anyway?, during a game of Film/TV/Theatre Styles, Teletubbies was performed, with Ryan Stiles warning the others of the "evil purple one".
- In the Netherlands, the Dutch public channel had a version called De Teringtubbies. This was broadcast at Ned2, and was part of the BNN programming. It received various critics, many people (especially the young) thought it was funny, hilarious, and perhaps even cult, but at the same time, many people (including the creators of the Teletubbies) thought it went too far over the edge, for one Teringtubbie was called "Tietentubbie" (Titstubbie), a "tubbie" wandering around in a yellow Lala outfit, with her breasts hanging out of the costume, and the name of the programme literally ment Tuberculosistubbies. There were only ten episodes made of The Teringtubbies.
- In the episode of Family Guy "A hero sits next door", Stewie is forced to watch Teletubbies' after Lois catches him reading mature books. Stewie then gets sucked into the show and cannot get his focus off the TV until Peter changes the channel to watch his own programme.
- In 2007, Australian comedy team The Chaser sent a person in a Tinky Winky suit to a gay bar and a Polish club to see what the general reactions would be. Tinky Winky was welcomed into both establishments.
- The Doctor Who episode "The Sound of Drums" features the Master commenting on an episode of Teletubbies: "Televisions in their stomachs! That's evolution!" This is an allusion to the classic series story The Sea Devils, in which the Master is seen enjoying The Clangers and making a similar sarcastic comment on the characters.
- The BBC series Goodness Gracious Me presents a supposedly Indianised parody of the show, called Delhitubbies.
- The Stone Temple Pilots video of "Sour Girl" features creatures that interact with the band that heavily resemble the Teletubbies.
[edit] In other media
- In 2007, a Jeep commercial featured Jeeps driving through famous scenes in history and popular culture, including an Elvis Presley film, a Godzilla film, the moon landing, Woodstock, a Road Runner cartoon, a Jane Goodall documentary, Devo's "Whip It" music video, at the fall of the Berlin Wall, an episode of Lost, and in Teletubbyland with Laa-Laa and Po.[16]
- In September 2007, in a hazing ritual for the Boston Red Sox, pitcher Daisuke Matsuzaka and his translator, Masa Hoshino, dressed as Dipsy and Tinky Winky, respectively.[17]
[edit] Trivia
- "Sunshine lollipops and rainbows everywhere"" is the main theme tune for the sunshine. Generally the sunshine is often a childs face. It has been known that the BBC change the face now and again, mainly when the actor gets stolen by a pedophile.
- As mentioned previously, the BBC try to set a good example to children. They do this by removing parts of the Teletubbies brain that are resposible for higher level speech. This operation apparently results in a painful arse.
- According to the Teletubies given names, they are all alcholics. Tinky Tonic, Whisky, Lager and Pop should all therefore be drunk accordingly.
- Dipsy is the only Teletubby with black leather.For this is discriminated against constantly.
- The Teletubbies eat children. The rectangle on their abdomen always shows what is inside their stomach.
- An entity with the highest intellectual quotient of the Teletubbies is the vacuum cleaner, Noo-Noo.
- Tinky Winky is the only Teletubby who has a last name.The other three are called by the name only because they are key witnesses in a process of mafia.
- The rabbits living in the garden of Teletubbies dolls are actually very realistic.
- The boy trapped in the sun is God.
- Noo-Noo, the vacuum of Teletubbies, is tortured by Laa-Laa during the night with its long trunk.
- Po is delayed.
- During the show the Teletubbies, the word "hello" is repeated 254 times on average.But that is not what makes retards of children who watch the show. What is really damaging is the tone used by ebet continuously.
- Chuck Norris has tried to get rid of Teletubbies for three times, but always had to postpone because grasped at every attempt by diarrhea fulminant.
- Bear has Sbrana Mirko, the fifth Teletubbies, that this has never appeared on television.
- The hill where the Teletubbies live is actually a landfill. This justifies different things: the idiocy of congenital Teletubbies (radiation, contaminated food, etc.), the presence of Noo-Noo and hallucinations continue (emergence from nothing more various objects).
- According to the American biologist Teletubbies would be some survivors Chernobyl.According to the survivors of the Chernobyl Teletubbies instead represent the average American population.
- (True fact) Po is two meters high and a half, Tinky Winky is the top three.
- The Teletubbies are composed of the scrotum of giraffe and vomiting of bands (See shit)
[edit] The Legend
While it's been over 80 years since the quartet played college football, their legend lives on. There may be no more recognizable nickname in all of sports than the one Rice bestowed upon the four players. That was underscored in 1998 when the USPS honored the Four Horsemen with their own stamp as part of 15 commemorative postage stamps saluting "The Roaring Twenties." The legend of the Teletubbies will live on forever in the form of their PBS show, which chronicles the life and times of these horsemen.
[edit] Dialogue
- The Teletubbies climb the cliff and are at the cave's entrance. This last is dark and gloomy.
- Po: Aah! This place give me the juice bumps!
- Tinky Winky: Maybe we should go back!
- Dipsy: Very back!
- Laa-Laa: No! We can't go back now, you guys! Okey-Dokey Jones never goes back!
- The Teletubbies move near a door shaped like Jumbah's head.
- The Teletubbies: Oh!
- Laa-Laa: Hang on to your shapes, Teletubbies, we're going in !
- Po: That's Laa-Laa. She's the bravest Teletubby I ever knowed !
- Po: And that's Tinky Winky and Dipsy. Uh, uh, well, they mix with blue.
- Po: And I'm Po. Uh... I'm not so brave. But that's OK, 'cause I got Laa-Laa, and she's my bestest friend. <laugh>
- The Teletubbies run to a tower on which is perched with an idol. While trying to take the globe, Laa-Laa releases a trap and a prehistoric rock start to fall.
- Po: Watch out!
- The Teletubbies start to shout while running like the wind to try to escape the mammoth. Suddenly, the floor opened itself in front of them, and Po missed her jump.
- Po: Laa-Laa! Help me!
- Laa-Laa: Come on, Po!
Back to reality... The mammoth was Zing Zing Zingbah's stomach and the idol: a Banana Split.
[edit] List of Tubby nicknames
The Teletubbies' have many nicknames for each other. They like to call each other the "Smelly tubbies", 'cause they smell. BADLY. Aside from Tinky Winky (Tinky "Winky" Stuhldreher), Dipsy (Elmer "Dipsy" Layden), Laa-Laa (Jim "Laa-Laa" Crowley), and Po (Don "Po" Miller) their nicknames for each other are Stinky Winky, Dipstick, Largebra, and Poo. So feel free to call them that in public.
There is also: Dinky Winky, Waluigi, Drinky Winky, Drinky-Drinky, Dipstick, Wario, Lah-Lah/La-La/la-la/la la/lala, Luigi, Loo-Loo, Pee-Pee, Mars Bar, Pop, Pot, Poo, and Mario. Also, Tinky Winky is Jake Patton.
[edit] Other randon stuff
LAA-LAA = BELINDA
PO = DANIKINS
LAA-LAA WHACKS PO
PO COOTERRR!
WINKY WINK TAKES IT UP THE DIRT TRACK ¬_¬
- DD
[edit] Members
Tinky Winky - Lead vocals, gay pride marcher
Dipsy - Irritating noises, bad dancing
Laa-Laa - Freestyle rap
Po - Racism
[edit] Puppy Kicking Industry
The Teletubbies are mean. They like to kick puppies and eat their toes. Then they crap on them.
The character Po is a bully in real life and doesn't really care about the children he is performing for. Laa-Laa on the other hand is a crazy drunk. He likes to go really crazy and beat the other Teletubbies.
[edit] References
- ↑ http://youtube.com/watch?v=BNkQKiihFMA
- ↑ http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Teletubbies#Controversies_2
- ↑ [1]
- ↑ [2]
- ↑ http://pbskids.org/teletubbies/parentsteachers/progfaq.html
- ↑ http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Dipsy_mysteriously_dissapears_after_accusation_of_Tinky_Winky%27s_murder
- ↑ http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=evpGgrhnsL8
- ↑ http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=XxciMdQ8iq8
- ↑ http://crossroad.to/Q&A/Toys-Games/teletubbies.htm Teletubbies Q&A's
- ↑ http://manaboutthehouse.wordpress.com/2007/04/04/hello-world/
- ↑ http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/287940.stm
- ↑ http://crossroad.to/text/articles/teletubbies10-99.html
- ↑ http://www.experiencefestival.com/a/Teletubbies_-_Controversy/id/5509312
- ↑ Newgrounds Presents: Teletubby Fun Land
- ↑ Newgrounds Literature
- ↑ "Jeep Touts Timeless Fun" - Ad Week, July 30, 2007
- ↑ "Just Call Matsuzaka ‘Dipsy’" - The New York Times, September 17, 2007
[edit] See also
- Bisexuality
- Erectile Disfunction
- The Great Teletubby War
- Jerry Falwell
- Karl Rove
- LSD
- The Notorious Teletubbies
- Orgies
- Seven Deadly Emotes
- Teletubbies Gone Bad
[edit] External links
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