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| Motto: "You like Tintin, yes?" | |||
| National Anthem: Digdig Kah Boom (The Explosive Bounty of Our Soil) | |||
| Capital | Phnom Penury | ||
| Official languages | Khmer, French, Broken English | ||
| Government | Pretend monarchy, Criminal oligarchy | ||
| Independence | If that's what you call it | ||
| National heroes | Tintin, Sam Raimi, Lara Croft | ||
| Population | 20,000 (approx) | ||
| Religion | Buddhist, though you wouldn't guess it | ||
| Economic activity | Dynamite fishing, sex tourism, bile bears, landmine mining, Tintin T-shirts | ||
| Currency | The Twat (CBT). One Twat is worth about $US5. (OK, I give you better price.) | ||
