Template:Crimes
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Classes of crime | ||
| Infraction · Misdemeanor · Felony | ||
| Summary · Indictable · Hybrid | ||
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| Against the person | ||
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| Assault · Battery | ||
| Extortion · Harassment | ||
| Kidnapping · Identity theft | ||
| (Corporate) Manslaughter | ||
| Murder · Rape | ||
| Robbery | ||
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| Against property | ||
| Arson · Blackmail | ||
| Burglary · Deception | ||
| Embezzlement · False pretenses | ||
| Fraud · Handling | ||
| Larceny · Theft | ||
| Vandalism | ||
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| Against oneself | ||
| Drug possession | ||
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| Against the state | ||
| Tax evasion | ||
| Espionage · Treason | ||
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| Against justice | ||
| Bribery · Misprision of felony | ||
| Obstruction · Perjury | ||
| Malfeasance in office | ||
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| Inchoate offenses | ||
| Accessory · Attempt | ||
| Conspiracy · Incitement | ||
| Solicitation · Common purpose | ||
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| Crimes inspired by video games | ||
| Great Train Robbery · I Can't Believe it's Not Murder | ||
| Phishing · The Great Bank Robbery | ||
| The Disappearance of The Last Cookie · | ||
| The Most Dangerous Game · | ||
| The Perfect Murder · Vandalism | ||
| J'accuse | ||
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| Note: Crimes vary by jurisdiction. Not all are listed here. | ||
| RANDOM CRIME | ||
