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Freaky German Stuff

Varying geography:	Germany - Austria - Switzerland (sort of) - That tiny country that may as well be Luxembourg - Frankfurt - Berlin - Vienna - Netherlands - Luxembourg - Scandinavia - Alsace - Belgium - East Germany (Zee memorable "Ostalagie", Ja?).
A Frightening people:	Germans - Prussians - Bavarians - The Dutch - The Swiss - Luxembourgian - Liechtensteinian - Knut
Frightening leaders:	Adolf Hitler - Otto Von Bismarck - Adolf Hilter - Darth Hitler - Heinrich Himmler - Dr. Paul Joseph Göbbels - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, or "Gerta" - Albert Einstein - Bertolt Brecht - Benedict XVI - Kurt Vonnegut - Nietzsche - Fritz Lang - Leo Strauss - Angry German Kid - Karl Marx - Herman the German
Confusing language:	German - German language (there's a difference) - German grammar - Grammar Nazis - Umlaut - Umlaut monster - Hegel - Kant
Unnerving Musik:	Rammstein - Einstürzende Neubauten - Kraftwerk - Johann Sebastian Bach - Ludwig van Beethoven - Wolfman On-the-dais Moatsart - Gus Mauler - Paul Hindemith - Oomph! - 19-hour-long operas about gods wearing bear skins and helmets - Scooter
Shameful history:	World War II - Nazism - Swastikas - Holocaust - Lolicaust - Berlin Wall - Death camps - 2002 Germany airplane sexual intercourse - Angry German Kid's Unreal Tournament account - ClayPigeonSite