Worldwide Forecast at a Glance:
- Alaska to experience a heat wave, next week, in the upper -20's Celsius.
- Starting in Asia, it'll be misty tomorrow as if the mist were hugging the ground like an over-affectionate and rather damp dog.
- Starting tonight in Brazil, it should rain in drops the size of a wrestler. But fortunately, most of the rain will not quite reach the ground.
- In Texas, excessive rear end inflow may cause bulging tops in vertically erect systems and later cause overshooting tops.
- In summary, it is expected to be a bad-hair day for Oscar Wilde.
Special Weather Report:
Yo mama is so fat, she caused the last ice age.