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King Fahd embarks on Jhiad!
Today at 8:30am, King Fhad of Egypt anounced that he was embarking on a special Jhiad. Speaking to a crowd of nearly 1000, he announced that he was "going after the gods of the christian-pig-dogs", because "christians breed faster than we can kill them." Shortly thereafter he left on his quest to slay god. → Read more about this story...