Teri Hatcher

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Teri Hatcher is an American actress whom most people know as Superman's gorgeous girlfriend Lois Lane, and lovely Susan Mayer, the clumsiest and always-in-trouble Housewife on the hit ABC comedy/drama Television show Desperate Housewives.

[edit] Early Life

Ms. Hatcher was born on December 8, 1964 in a magical place in the Bay Area of California. It may be Palo Alto, or it may be Sunnyvale. But her exact birthplace is a mystery, since apparently no one can make up their freakin' minds about WHICH city it is when they write a biography about her. She was an only child. From age five until age eight, she was sexually abused by her sick, perverted uncle. But thankfully, that asswhipe was finally sent to prison and then died of colon cancer shortly thereafter. Karma's a bitch, ain't it?

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